four hours of volleyball (in the scorching sun) after not playing (atleast sober) for a good number of months got me my neck, shoulder, lower back, and calves all tight a tense. here is what we are going to do. you, and i mean every single one of you, can come to where i am right now and give me a massage. i will, in return, tell you whether or ( Read more... )

i just wanna leave

My pickup line is:
Can I pick your butt?
what's your pickup line?
| mewing.net. hey, baby.

"Have any piercings?: piercing is stupid? Why do people pierce? To look Kool? PSH... God said to keep your bodies Holy, not to go around putting tattoo's, piercing your ears and doing drugs. It makes it look like its ok to do that stuff as a Christian and that doesn't make a good image. Society is so materialistic and fashionetic (i don't think ( Read more... )

starting my day off early in the MOnin'... at work. woowee ( Read more... )

need to sleep.. need to sleep... counting all them bah bah sheep.

damn, i should be a rappa, foo.

S.T.F.U. = shut the fuck up (to most people)
S.T.F.U. = small testicles fetter urination (to matthew)

but i love thick-headed fools even more. sometimes, i can't comprehend the workings of their minds, however, and it frustrates me. it frustrates me oh so much that i want to explode and i think i'm the one going crazy. am i really the only sane one out here? or is it that i'm the only crazy one... either way, somethings gotta change. i gotta ( Read more... )

i miss you terribly. i miss all of you terribly. i am miserable without you guys. talking to you last night only made it worse. i need you all. i miss dominating everything because we are just so FUCKING COOL!!! and we know it too because everyone wants to be just like us. right on biatch ( Read more... )

i'm such a fatass. i played softball for one day and my arms are now sore ( Read more... )

funny movie, whether that was the interntion or not. did, however, manage to fall asleep a couple of times, but only for a split second ( Read more... )