Worst Idea Evar!

[l337_f41lur3]

"I love Ben because he remains consistently generous, and because he pooped on the floor once when my first serious boyfriend returned to get his stuff after moving out."

i'm just going to stop there, that was the first one that wasnt about ben affleck.

PS I think Ben is a cat.

Comments

[loosedbow]

I don't know about the consistently generous thing, but the pooping on the floor thing...yeah.

[bothan4777]

i dunno if it was about a cat, or if the ben we all know and love (?!) actually poops on floors for kicks. *gives shifty eyes*