Hit the ground runnin'.

[l33tk1tty]

This morning, around 6am, my body had a brief dialog and I think it sounded a little something like this

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[lost_in_my_room]

my body and brain have a different sort of relationship.

BODY: hey, i'm hungry
BRAIN: uh-huh
BODY: so, you know... hungry
BRAIN: and what exactly would you like me to do about it?

and the body never really has a good answer. so it shuts up after a while.

this adversarial relationship is bad when the brain decides to stay up all night thinking about NOTHING and not going to sleep as it should. the morning comes and...

BRAIN: hey, wouldn't it be nice to stay in bed?
BODY: yeah, probably. we're getting up now
BRAIN: oh, but i'm really tired
BODY: should have thought of that at two o'clock in the morning when you decided to wake up and think about penguins for four hours, huh?
BRAIN: can i have some coffee?
BODY: FUCK YOU!

Brainzy is a sock puppet.

[l33tk1tty]

You see the problem with Brainzy is he's a sock puppet. He's not my actual brain. The reaction of Nikki's Brain would have been: "Shit no! We're going to be late, you FUCK! Mr. Body, you listen and you listen closely, because I'm only going to say this once: if you make me go to work without a shower one more time, I will turn off all the receptors in the clitoris and your vagina will dry up forever, you bitch!"

Re: Brainzy is a sock puppet.

[lost_in_my_room]

wow, your brain has a much better detente than mine does. much more effective way of quelling insurrection

also your brain needs to stop leaving Brainzy in charge when it sneaks out for a smoke break

Re: Brainzy is a sock puppet.

[l33tk1tty]

This is why Brain has a tendency to win, but if Body ever wins that little bastard gloats and rubs it all up in Brain's grill. Since Brain checks out while I'm sleeping, it's not really an option. If Body wakes up before Brain, I'm SOL.