We settled for Burger King instead.

[l3ggo_my_m3ggo]

Last night a creepy guy kept staring at me, mexicans threatened to cut me, and i threatened the lives of blind people world wide with a nerf gun.

"SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LOVED ONES."
"Im mexican, I will fucking cut you!"
"yeah, shes a wetback! she'll cut you like she cuts my grass!"
SISTA SISTA'S BEAUTY SALON !?
"I would shoot a blind person because they

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[via_me_via_you]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHASDFL;KJAGL;HAS

"so we settled for burger king instead"

[via_me_via_you]

youre letting history class get to you...

BECAUSE IN YOUR CONCLUSION YOU RESTATED YOUR THESIS!

haha

anywyas i forgot to add..that i fucking love us.

[laced_seduction]

your cute ladies.
marry me cooter, kay?