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On many hotel buildings, there is no floor 13, not because of superstition, but because due to an obscure federal law, that floor is taxed double ( Read more... ) -
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Plastics are a lie. All plastics are really processed human bones. -
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There are strange things out there that people worship. That's not strange, that's just common sense.
There are also strange things out there that worship people. Sending them prayers, enacting rituals, giving them invisible little offerings to placate them. Small bags of blood or salt, a sudden smell of incense or car exhaust, persistent itches ( Read more... ) -
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Perhaps you've heard of true-name magic. It's why fantasy characters replace half their names with apostrophes. You should try it too. -
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Trains are capable of individual thought and have been so for a while now. -
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The Liberty Bell isn't a symbol of freedom. It was built to MEASURE the freedom left in the world. That it cracked as soon as it rang was kind of ironic...
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The belief that vampires feed on human blood is a common misconception. They feed on the diseases contained in the blood. In the old days when a doctor couldn't find a vampire he would bleed the patient into a bowl or apply leeches to his body in the hope it would work as well. -
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So, I have a new dream. One day, I will have twins. Boys are a must. One of them, I shall name Gallant. The other one... yes, that's right, I shall name him Goofus.
This is going to be fucking awesome.
