Criminal #001 Sentenced to death [T3XT]

[l4w_of_dr4gons]

S1NC3 1T S33MS TH3 POW3RS TH4T B3 W3R3 SO K1ND 4S TO S3ND SO M4NY OF US 4T ONC3
TH1S 1S 4 TROLL CH3CK 1N POST
4ND 1 GU3SS 4NY OF TH3 HUM4NS TH4T W3 KN3W FROM B3FOR3 M1GHT 4S W3LL CH3CK 1N TOO
4NY TROLLS
OR HUM4NS TH4T W3 KN3W
WHO 4R3 1N N3WB4RK TOWN SHOULD M33T BY TH3 S1GN W1TH TH3 TOWN N4M3

Comments

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[pullswhales]

T-ER-EZI )(I!

Meeting up is a really good idea!

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[l4w_of_dr4gons]

OF COURS3 1T 1S
D4V3 S33MS TO KNOW 4 LOT 4BOUT TH1S PL4C3
SOM3TH1NG 4BOUT GYMS 4ND B4DG3S
W3 C4N PR3SS H1M FOR MOR3 1NFORM4T1ON

[text]

[pullswhales]

I )(ope )(e'd )(elp us!

O)(! What kind of Pokémon do you )(ave? Someone told me mine will be a dragon, and I t)(oug)(t of you! Glub glub! 38)

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[l4w_of_dr4gons]

4 DR4GON
COOL
1 WOND3R 1F YOU COULD BR33D POK3MON L1K3
GOG D4MN 1T
WH4T W4S TH4T G4M3 T4VROS W4S SO OBS3SS3D W1TH 4G41N

M1N3 1S 4 L4RV1T4R
1 TH1NK 1LL C4LL H1M COLON3L GR4P3CL4WS

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[l4w_of_dr4gons]

OH SHUSH YOU
P1NK BUBBL3GUM 1S 4 MUCH B3TT3R SM3LL TO H4V3 TO SM3LL 4LL D4Y TH4N TH4T YUCKY GR3Y
TH3 C4NDYCORN W1LL B3 M1SS3D THOUGH

YOU MUST B3 F4RTH3R 1N TH3 P4ST TH4N TH3 R3ST OF US
TH3 ON3 "TRY1NG TO P4SS H1MS3LF OFF 4S 4 COOLK1D" 1S TH3 COOLK1D D4V3
TH3R3 1S NO W4Y YOU H4V3NT M4D3 4 T3RR1BL3 1MPR3SS1ON

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[l4w_of_dr4gons]

TH3 K1DS 4R3 FROM TH3 S3SS1ON TH4T CR34T3D TH3 R1FT
TH31R S3SS1ON H4S D4V3 JOHN ROS3 4ND J4D3
TH3 D3MON 1S J4CK NO1R W1TH TH3 BL4CK QU33NS R1NG
W3 FOUND OUT 4BOUT TH3 S3SS1ON 4FT3R D4V3 S3NT M3 413 BOONBONDS

[text] Kanji's terrible texting gives me fits, I so admire you guys for being able to manage trolls

[angerpoint]

man there r a lot of you guys now i didnt rly believe the angry dude when he told me he was a trol but i guess i should hve

[text] I cheat- http://miff.furopolis.org/trollme/

[l4w_of_dr4gons]

OF COURS3 YOU SHOULD H4V3
S1LLY HUM4N
1 B3T YOU THOUGHT YOU H4D 4 UN1V3RS4L MONOPOLY ON OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S TOO

[text] THAT IS SO COOL.

[angerpoint]

what does this have 2 do w/ orange creamsicles

[text] Seriously, I wouldn't play her without it.

[l4w_of_dr4gons]

1T H4S TO DO W1TH B3L13V1NG TH4T ONLY UN1V3RS3S WH3R3 HUM4NS W3R3 DOM1N4NT 3V3R GOT 4NYWH3R3

[Text]

[pillowichooseu]

Oh wow. There's more of you guys. Hopefully you aren't as rude as that Karkat fellow. Anyways, nice to meet you I'm James.

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[l4w_of_dr4gons]

DONT WORRY
1TS QU1T3 H4RD TO G3T 4S RUD3 4S K4RK4T
W3R3 4NY ON3 TO 4CCOMPL1SH 1T G4MZ33 WOULD N4M3 1T 4 M1R4CL3
BUT H3 N4M3S 3V3RYTH1NG 4 M1R4CL3 4NYW4YS

MY N4M3 1S T3R3Z1 PYROP3

[Text] FFFF So glad Terezi is here btw <3

[pillowichooseu]

[It was pretty hard for James to understand her typing, so naturally it took a while for him to reply.]

Then it must be a special talent he's acquired. Is Gamzee another one of you trolls? There certainly seems to be a lot of you showing up recently.

[Text] EEEEEE thank you so much!!!

[l4w_of_dr4gons]

G4MZ33
Y34H
H3S 4 TROLL

1 DONT KNOW HOW M4NY OF US 4R3 H3R3
BUT TH3R3 4R3 4T L34ST M3
K4RK4T
N3P3T4
F3F3R1
3QU1US
4ND SOLLUX H3R3
WH1CH 1S 4LR34DY H4LF OF US

[purrfectlysw33t]

:33 < *ac the mighty tigress rubs affurctionately against the dragonnyd legislacertators leg*
:33 < *she would love to come to s33 her furiend by the sign!! she meows*
:(( < *but she has to wait for purrmission from her moirail furst of course*

[l4w_of_dr4gons]

*TH3 L3G1SL4TOR GROWLS B4CK*
WH4T
S3R1OUSLY
COULDNT YOU JUST S4Y TO H1M
H3Y
L3TS GO FOR 4 W4LK
4ND MYST3R1OUSLY 3ND UP H3R3

[purrfectlysw33t]

:33 < well yes
:33 < but im having soooo much fun purrlaying with his hoofbeast that it would be a little weird to just suddenly want to on a walk!
:33 < but ill come s33 you soon i purromise
:33 < and you can s33 pounce jr!