I keep coming on Livejournal, reading everyone's posts, going to update...and having absolutely nothing to talk about.

The tragic truth is that I have a boring life.

Maybe I should go throw a brick through the window of the police station or something. Just to spice things up. A little civil disobedience never did anyone any harm, right? Right?

Apparently a certain Ethan Bean has been reading these entries. Ethan Bean, if you are reading this, I frown upon you, and shake my finger in reprimand. It isn't nice to read people's private things and tell your brother about them. I'd set all my entries to friends only but I want Nikki, who refuses to get an LJ, to be able to read them. So, there ( Read more... )

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look at some of these pictures. are they not awesome?

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Maeve ordered me to read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and as I am a simple girl and do as I'm told, I did. It was something of the best book I have ever read. And I just watched the trailer for the movie of it coming out, and what with the plot but ten minutes fresh in my mind, I can assure you that they did not stick to the book AT ALL. It is ( Read more... )

THE LAST WILL AND TESTEMENT OF LEAH LEE ZANDER, ESQ.

I, Leah Lee Zander, am of sound mind and body as a write this, except for a mild case of insanity and a gash on my foot from which I am bleeding to death.

TO KELSEY: All those videotapes we so enjoyed making, as well as the S&M gear that was involved.

TO MAEVE: A box containing one hair off of ( Read more... )

Just got a piece of glass stuck in my foot. Hurts like a mofu (heh, Maeve). As mother is not here to tell me the whereabouts of the band-aids, I'm making do with paper towel and occasionally whimpering "fuck!" every now and then ( Read more... )

A weekend wasted. I could neither talk nor manage to rouse myself from bed until about two hours ago, and my voice is still weird ( Read more... )

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