Earlier today I had the urge for some ground cow, so I stopped into the local BK.
Now, for some reason, this location has decided to install two tvs, one tuned to CNN and one to some sports channel.
CNN was discussing the latest developments in the Republican circus primaries. Apparently, Newt Gingrich has had the wonderful idea of using FedEx and UPS to track illegal immigrants. His logic seemed to be as follows: FedEx/UPS let you track packages you sent at no extra charge, so the government will send out letters to the illegal immigrants and track them that way.
Okay, I admit I was reading and listening to my iPod, so maybe I missed something, but has Newt never sent out a package or letter? It needs an address to go to. And if you know where to send it already, why bother sending it in the first place?