My niece and I were just coloring a picture of Ariel and Prince Eric dancing - and she goes:
Morgan: Lauren, can you draw a crocodile underneath them? They're dancing and really sweaty and are on water.
Me: sure *draws crocodile*
Morgan: *after coloring for a few more minutes* Lauren, can you draw a ROBOT right here that is watching them dance... they're really sweaty.
Me: ..............a robot..... yeah. *draws best robot ever*
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Today I went shopping because I'm really tired of everything i have. I bought a cardigan, which is a completely lovely bright color - and not the usual black that i prefer to own.
I also really wanted to buy a cd or something, so i thought, "ohh I should buy the actual AI soundtrack b/c i just had DL'd it when it leaked and all the songs don't fit on the cds you can make and i'd like to have a all of them on one cd"
so i buy it.
open it.
it's two fucking cds!
If i wanted it on two cds i would've broken up the tracks i had. the bastards. i know they can fit more music on those and grrrr they're just doing this to make me angry.
So I was really mad about it (yeah yeah, i've been having anger problems okay). And I thought "Fuck this, i'm just gonna return it, this is shite" and then I listened to it, and man the sound quality is notably better than what i have - so now i'm thinking maybe i'll just make a copy of it and return it... but then i thought that that is stupid and i'm just being ridiculous about it.
which i probably am.
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i realized i'm getting my screws out in a little over a month. I won't be a robot anymore :( but i'll always be a robot at heart! I still don't have insurance - and my family seems to think I should see if i can strike a deal with them as both of my surgeries cost $200,000 each and they have effectively made a shit ton of money off of my hips. Idk though :/ it's stressful.
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Also i really miss the Pacific
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I've been watching Spaced a lot lately (since it's the best show ever, and all)
so this is inevitably stuck in my head:
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I decided that i legit want a tattoo on my shoulder blade area that says:
"I felt as if I had been born too late. There was no longer a place in the world for a young man who wanted to wear armor and slay dragons."
but i don't think I can deal with my family being all disapproving and giving me sideways looks and being all blahhhhh about it. So it shan't be happening. it would be epic though.