Ristorante Pervert
Chapter: 1/1
Pairing: KyuHan
Genre: Attempted Comedy.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The authentic French Restaurant in Seoul is revered as the best in Seoul, saved for that one creepy waiter with a wine glass who goes about molesting the silverware.
A/N:For dip_eiffel_tea ! There are probably some mistakes and this is crappy. >.<
Ristorante Pervert
It was the usual typical Friday night at Noir. The restaurant was packed as discreetly as possible. Discreetly because it was a high class restaurant with obviously high standards. It was the only restaurant in all of Korea that served authentic French cuisine. Authentic because it was cooked by a French chef in the land of the Koreans.
He had positioned himself by the entrance as always. Of twenty-two years, he had started working part time about a year ago.
It was truly an amazement how he had managed to snag such a high class job in the position of a waiter.
Then again Kyuhyun always took his job a little too seriously. He wore a white long sleeve French collared button top with black slacks and black casual shoes to match. A simple red bowtie to accessorize. When it came to his work, his hair was parted in that 2:8 ratio, all according to detail and to his mathematic calculations.
It made him look utterly dorky, saved for the fact that he didn’t need to wear glasses.
Once more, it was a wonder how he had managed to get the job considering he had the tendency to prey on the cute customers and harass their wine glass and silverware.
Not them, but their silverware.
None of this was mentioned to the owner of the restaurant, Leetuek, simply because that pink worshipping bartender had a huge crush on him.
Kyuhyun really wasn’t too fond of the pink ones. He had a thing for Chinese “food.”
Why just a few days ago did he spot a cute chubby cheeked male walking by the restaurant. Kyuhyun knew the boy was Chinese because he reeked of it.
The twenty-two year old had given the poor boy quite a scare as he had jumped out from the restaurant, wine glass in his hand as he leered with his best bedroom eyes kind of stare.
It didn’t quite help that he was also unconsciously licking the empty wine glass in an attempt of seducing the boy.
The boy in turn had stopped cold in his tracks before taking a few step backs and then breaking out in a mad dash to get away, tears in his eyes as he cried for his big brother or something.
At this moment there were no cute customers or people walking by to harass so Kyuhyun had settled for “cleaning” the glassware.
Cleaning by his standards meant inserting said dick into the wineglass and giving it a good rub. The customers of Noir always could taste the strange saltiness in their wine, but never could really distinguish the taste.
Whatever it was, it kept them coming back.
As he was about to unzip his pants, the door was opened and he was greeted by an orgasmic sight. Orgasm was tall and lithe, carrying a slender frame. His skin looked soft yet tone, slightly tan in color. He had the body of a dancer, the eyes of the innocent, and legs that went on forever, with a cute ass to boot.
Kyuhyun licked his lips, eyeing his prey with calculation. The man looked lost yet held a strange determination in his eyes.
He really didn’t know why the man was eyeing him with suspicion, but Kyuhyun went in for the kill anyways.
“Table for one, sir?” He asked as he made his smooth way over, his tone velvety and rich as he cast his dark brown chocolate eyes at the Chinese delicacy.
The man in turn simply nodded and allowed himself to be led to a quiet place to sit. Once he was seated, Kyuhyun handed him the menu and rattle on about the soup of the week and such.
He was pleased to hear that the sexy piece of Chinese was ordering the four course meal.
That would mean more silverware for Kyuhyun to put his dick in!
The first dish was an appetizer, a plate of very fine fois gras and French baguette bread that Kyuhyun took the liberty to watch over, just in case the assistant chef Heechul decided to put something funny in it.
Kyuhyun knew the cat loving man also had a thing for Chinese.
He was obviously not in good terms with Heechul.
“Enjoy.” He whispered seductively in the male’s ear as he set the plate down slowly. A smirk on his pale features as he made leery eyes to the Chinese treat.
The treat in turn blinked and opened his mouth to speak.
“Aren’t you suppose to say bon appetit?”
He was thrown off by this. The cute one would usually run away in fear or piss their pants, but this one had thrown a curve ball at him.
He was definitely following this one back home!
“I suppose, but despite it being a French restaurant, we’re not in France. So it would be pointless to mimic such minor detail.” With this, Kyuhyun slid onto the seat across from said man.
“And might it be good that I know the name of someone who knows the ways of the French?”
He was offered a few blinks and minor pauses before given an answer.
“It’s Hangeng. Or Geng for short if you want.”
Kyuhyun had wanted to call the male Sexy Chinese Ass, but that was too long.
He stuck with Hangeng.
Calling the man by his proper name might earn his dick a proper place to stay anyways. Cups and plates weren’t the best vacation spots for his mini companion who lived snug in his pants.
Anyways back to the customer at hand who was slowly picking apart the bread and trying the pate.
He had a smear of pate at the corner of his mouth as he ate slowly.
“This is good. What is it exactly?”
Kyuhyun cast him sly look before responding.
“Duck liver.”
He was pleased to see that Hangeng didn’t mind the hand on his own. Then again the male was too busy deciphering how something could taste so good yet sound so revolting.
When the actual entrée had arrived, Kyuhyun had already snuck his way to Hangeng’s side. The poor Chinese male wasn’t aware of the wandering hand on his body as he ate away.
It was the moules and frits that was currently keeping Hangeng occupied. Kyuhyun was just lucky that the Chinese male had a thing for seafood, especially mussels and prawns. Much to his disappointment, the older man didn’t notice the appearance of his meal when it arrived.
Kyuhyun had arranged the mussels into two spheres and added the French fries for the finishing touches. He had arranged the whole thing into what looked like a shape of a dick.
Once the older male had finished the entrée did Kyuhyun pull his hand away, staring back at the male with a look of innocence.
“My brother had told me about this place. He said that it was always packed no matter what day it was and the food seemed good. Yet when he walked by, he claimed that a perverted looking waiter jumped out.”
The said waiter blinked at this, once more his appearance calm and collected as he watched his prey talk.
“Oh really? And pray tell, do you think who this waiter was?”
The Chinese male threw him a look before taking a sip of his water.
“I don’t know. I don’t see any perverted looking waiters so far.” The man shrugged and looked to Kyuhyun once more. He then frowned and furrowed his eyebrows in confusion.
“Aren’t you suppose to be tending to the customers?”
He grinned cheekily in return. “But I am. You’re a customer and I’m tending to you.” Kyuhyun chuckled softly as he observed the Chinese specimen.
Oh yes, he was definitely following this one home. Sexy and kind of stupid, that would make things less complicated.
Kyuhyun left Hangeng alone for the rest of the duration. He had a job to keep and the customers were getting frustrated.
He had made sure that weirdo Yesung had gotten a cup of hot tea for his turtle. Something about an anniversary he didn’t quite understand or care to understand.
Once he felt that everything was in order, Kyuhyun returned to his prey.
Hangeng was currently eating his dessert. A cup of chocolate mousse with a small plate of macaroons. The man looked up when Kyuhyun had seated himself down across from him.
“Did you eat already?” The china man asked as he devoured another spoon of mousse into his system.
“It’s almost time for closing again so I just go home and eat.” Kyuhyun replied nonchantly as he gazed at the male.
“Although I do have an idea..”
Smirking , he leaned closer to the male, and whispered softly in his ear.
“How about I follow you home and you spread your legs so I can get my dessert.”
He was greeted by a lovely sight of a flustered man who could only nod numbly.
Kyuhyun in turn, smiled seductively.
Oh yes, he was not letting this one get away.
He’ll just have to make sure to keep that big oaf, Siwon away from his new boyfriend.
That morning when Henry trekked down the hall and into the living room, he was greeted by the sight of two naked bodies splayed out on the couch. The poor boy freaked out when he saw who’s arm it was that encircled his older brother’s waist.
The sight was enough to send the boy running back to his room, whimpering along the way.
For Kyuhyun, the twenty-two year old male woke up content and satisfied.
Pairing: KyuHan
Genre: Attempted Comedy.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The authentic French Restaurant in Seoul is revered as the best in Seoul, saved for that one creepy waiter with a wine glass who goes about molesting the silverware.
A/N:For dip_eiffel_tea ! There are probably some mistakes and this is crappy. >.<
Ristorante Pervert
It was the usual typical Friday night at Noir. The restaurant was packed as discreetly as possible. Discreetly because it was a high class restaurant with obviously high standards. It was the only restaurant in all of Korea that served authentic French cuisine. Authentic because it was cooked by a French chef in the land of the Koreans.
He had positioned himself by the entrance as always. Of twenty-two years, he had started working part time about a year ago.
It was truly an amazement how he had managed to snag such a high class job in the position of a waiter.
Then again Kyuhyun always took his job a little too seriously. He wore a white long sleeve French collared button top with black slacks and black casual shoes to match. A simple red bowtie to accessorize. When it came to his work, his hair was parted in that 2:8 ratio, all according to detail and to his mathematic calculations.
It made him look utterly dorky, saved for the fact that he didn’t need to wear glasses.
Once more, it was a wonder how he had managed to get the job considering he had the tendency to prey on the cute customers and harass their wine glass and silverware.
Not them, but their silverware.
None of this was mentioned to the owner of the restaurant, Leetuek, simply because that pink worshipping bartender had a huge crush on him.
Kyuhyun really wasn’t too fond of the pink ones. He had a thing for Chinese “food.”
Why just a few days ago did he spot a cute chubby cheeked male walking by the restaurant. Kyuhyun knew the boy was Chinese because he reeked of it.
The twenty-two year old had given the poor boy quite a scare as he had jumped out from the restaurant, wine glass in his hand as he leered with his best bedroom eyes kind of stare.
It didn’t quite help that he was also unconsciously licking the empty wine glass in an attempt of seducing the boy.
The boy in turn had stopped cold in his tracks before taking a few step backs and then breaking out in a mad dash to get away, tears in his eyes as he cried for his big brother or something.
At this moment there were no cute customers or people walking by to harass so Kyuhyun had settled for “cleaning” the glassware.
Cleaning by his standards meant inserting said dick into the wineglass and giving it a good rub. The customers of Noir always could taste the strange saltiness in their wine, but never could really distinguish the taste.
Whatever it was, it kept them coming back.
As he was about to unzip his pants, the door was opened and he was greeted by an orgasmic sight. Orgasm was tall and lithe, carrying a slender frame. His skin looked soft yet tone, slightly tan in color. He had the body of a dancer, the eyes of the innocent, and legs that went on forever, with a cute ass to boot.
Kyuhyun licked his lips, eyeing his prey with calculation. The man looked lost yet held a strange determination in his eyes.
He really didn’t know why the man was eyeing him with suspicion, but Kyuhyun went in for the kill anyways.
“Table for one, sir?” He asked as he made his smooth way over, his tone velvety and rich as he cast his dark brown chocolate eyes at the Chinese delicacy.
The man in turn simply nodded and allowed himself to be led to a quiet place to sit. Once he was seated, Kyuhyun handed him the menu and rattle on about the soup of the week and such.
He was pleased to hear that the sexy piece of Chinese was ordering the four course meal.
That would mean more silverware for Kyuhyun to put his dick in!
The first dish was an appetizer, a plate of very fine fois gras and French baguette bread that Kyuhyun took the liberty to watch over, just in case the assistant chef Heechul decided to put something funny in it.
Kyuhyun knew the cat loving man also had a thing for Chinese.
He was obviously not in good terms with Heechul.
“Enjoy.” He whispered seductively in the male’s ear as he set the plate down slowly. A smirk on his pale features as he made leery eyes to the Chinese treat.
The treat in turn blinked and opened his mouth to speak.
“Aren’t you suppose to say bon appetit?”
He was thrown off by this. The cute one would usually run away in fear or piss their pants, but this one had thrown a curve ball at him.
He was definitely following this one back home!
“I suppose, but despite it being a French restaurant, we’re not in France. So it would be pointless to mimic such minor detail.” With this, Kyuhyun slid onto the seat across from said man.
“And might it be good that I know the name of someone who knows the ways of the French?”
He was offered a few blinks and minor pauses before given an answer.
“It’s Hangeng. Or Geng for short if you want.”
Kyuhyun had wanted to call the male Sexy Chinese Ass, but that was too long.
He stuck with Hangeng.
Calling the man by his proper name might earn his dick a proper place to stay anyways. Cups and plates weren’t the best vacation spots for his mini companion who lived snug in his pants.
Anyways back to the customer at hand who was slowly picking apart the bread and trying the pate.
He had a smear of pate at the corner of his mouth as he ate slowly.
“This is good. What is it exactly?”
Kyuhyun cast him sly look before responding.
“Duck liver.”
He was pleased to see that Hangeng didn’t mind the hand on his own. Then again the male was too busy deciphering how something could taste so good yet sound so revolting.
When the actual entrée had arrived, Kyuhyun had already snuck his way to Hangeng’s side. The poor Chinese male wasn’t aware of the wandering hand on his body as he ate away.
It was the moules and frits that was currently keeping Hangeng occupied. Kyuhyun was just lucky that the Chinese male had a thing for seafood, especially mussels and prawns. Much to his disappointment, the older man didn’t notice the appearance of his meal when it arrived.
Kyuhyun had arranged the mussels into two spheres and added the French fries for the finishing touches. He had arranged the whole thing into what looked like a shape of a dick.
Once the older male had finished the entrée did Kyuhyun pull his hand away, staring back at the male with a look of innocence.
“My brother had told me about this place. He said that it was always packed no matter what day it was and the food seemed good. Yet when he walked by, he claimed that a perverted looking waiter jumped out.”
The said waiter blinked at this, once more his appearance calm and collected as he watched his prey talk.
“Oh really? And pray tell, do you think who this waiter was?”
The Chinese male threw him a look before taking a sip of his water.
“I don’t know. I don’t see any perverted looking waiters so far.” The man shrugged and looked to Kyuhyun once more. He then frowned and furrowed his eyebrows in confusion.
“Aren’t you suppose to be tending to the customers?”
He grinned cheekily in return. “But I am. You’re a customer and I’m tending to you.” Kyuhyun chuckled softly as he observed the Chinese specimen.
Oh yes, he was definitely following this one home. Sexy and kind of stupid, that would make things less complicated.
Kyuhyun left Hangeng alone for the rest of the duration. He had a job to keep and the customers were getting frustrated.
He had made sure that weirdo Yesung had gotten a cup of hot tea for his turtle. Something about an anniversary he didn’t quite understand or care to understand.
Once he felt that everything was in order, Kyuhyun returned to his prey.
Hangeng was currently eating his dessert. A cup of chocolate mousse with a small plate of macaroons. The man looked up when Kyuhyun had seated himself down across from him.
“Did you eat already?” The china man asked as he devoured another spoon of mousse into his system.
“It’s almost time for closing again so I just go home and eat.” Kyuhyun replied nonchantly as he gazed at the male.
“Although I do have an idea..”
Smirking , he leaned closer to the male, and whispered softly in his ear.
“How about I follow you home and you spread your legs so I can get my dessert.”
He was greeted by a lovely sight of a flustered man who could only nod numbly.
Kyuhyun in turn, smiled seductively.
Oh yes, he was not letting this one get away.
He’ll just have to make sure to keep that big oaf, Siwon away from his new boyfriend.
That morning when Henry trekked down the hall and into the living room, he was greeted by the sight of two naked bodies splayed out on the couch. The poor boy freaked out when he saw who’s arm it was that encircled his older brother’s waist.
The sight was enough to send the boy running back to his room, whimpering along the way.
For Kyuhyun, the twenty-two year old male woke up content and satisfied.