Chapter: 1/1
Pairing: KyuHan.
Genre: General/Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Four moments of KyuHan.
Warnings: None.
A/N: Because I had to get this out due to the lack of KyuHan! D: Someone write some KyuHan too! -Shot- And I thank my friend for the "Nightmare" part. : )
A Day In the Life
Jealousy
Kyuhyun narrowed his eyes hatefully at the youngest of the seven. He couldn't stand how Henry was clinging all over Hangeng, crying his name out every five seconds. The game addict was convinced that the hamster was trying to win his hyung over with those damn cheeks!
He knew he had no chance against those chubby cheeks.
It was late at night and everyone was asleep in their rooms. For Kyuhyun, he had just finished his nightly rounds of Starcraft. The tall geek made his way into the room that he shared with Hangeng. He had always made sure he shared a room with the Chinese male.
This change of sequence had invoke Siwon to pray diligently for his turn.
Scratching his stomach lazily as he made his way over to the queen sized bed, he stopped in his tracks.
There was a huge wriggling lump under the covers. Next to Geng. His Geng.
That night,when Ryeowook stepped out of the bathroom, he was greeted by a crying Henry hurled right at him.
From then on, he vowed to hold his piss until morning.
Hormones
It was hormones that made his face like this, Kyuhyun tried to reason to his Chinese boyfriend as he watched the male throw out all the junk food in the dorms. The foreign man disagreed once more and continued with his annihilation.
The tall boy was interrupted by the diva of the group, Heechul. The pretty man was leaning against the doorway lazily, tilting his head to the side as he smirked softly at the two. Heebum in towed as he waltzed over to where the destruction was occurring.
“The nerd's right. It's not the junk food, but the hormones. No sex is the cure!”
He gleefully watched the look of realization on Geng's face, followed by the look of horror on Kyuhyun's.
That will keep the lovebirds from going at it at night.
After all, nobody disturbed Kim Heechul's beauty sleep.
Nightmares
He hissed and struggled underneath the weight that was pressing onto him. The black figure merely grinned in return, cackling softly.
Geng could feel himself losing the fight as the pressure came down on him. His chest tightened as he choked for air, hands flying about in an attempt to free himself. The dark figure merely stared down at him as he added more weight onto the male.
“Fuck you!!”
Eyes wide in shock as he panted softly, catching his breath. He sat himself up and rubbed his temples. Taking a glance to where the clock was at, he sighed softly and laid back down.
Third time this week.
Too bad Geng didn't know the real reason behind his 'nightmares'.
It was merely Kyuhyun who would sneak into his room late at night. The nerdy male would sit on the male, pass gas, and disappear into the night, coming back the next day.
Cologne
Kyuhyun ignores the flirty smile Sungmin gives him as he walks by. It's nothing unusual as the man always gives him or Hangeng the same smile. He is surprised when Ryeowook bakes a cake especially for him and when Henry asks him for singing tips while blushing and stuttering cutely. The snarky man thinks that this is the result of the new cologne he is using.
It had been a week ago when he overheard Eunhyuk proclaim that the spray would guarantee you some attention. Not that he needed attention, but he figured it was worth a shot.
He believes the cologne is giving him too much attention when Donghae corners him and attempts to jump his bones. Kyuhyun is even more in shock and disturbed when Siwon's hand accidentally bumps into his ass the fifth time that day.
Although he had to admit, walking in on Hangeng when he was changing wasn't half bad. Especially when the male gave him a free strip show and then some. With this, Kyuhyun thinks that he should wear cologne more often.
Hangeng really did have long legs and a butt that stuck out.