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[la_almadena]

...holy shit I have car keys.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CAR? I BET IT'S ONE OF THOSE FUCKING BADASS VAN THINGS. HOLY FUCK YES I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE ONE OF THESE THINGS SINCE THEY STARTED MAKING THEM SO I COULD RUN SHIT OVER.

AND NOW THEY GO OVER TWENTY MILES AN HOUR! THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.

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[knifeedgedsmile]

And now you just proved yourself as being just as ridiculous as the rest of humanity. The keys are for a BMW. After all, the company's Logo have been engraved in the keys themselves.

[la_almadena]

WHAT THE FUCK

I'M NOT A FUCKING HUMAN.

[knifeedgedsmile]

You're human enough.

[la_almadena]

I HAVEN'T BEEN ONE FOR OVER A HUNDRED YEARS.

[lizardmobile]

HAHAHAH SWEET

MOTORCYCLES ARE BETTER THOUGH

YOU HAVE MORE REACH WHEN YOU RUN OVER SHIT

[la_almadena]

...FUCK, ARE THOSE THOSE BIKES WITH THE MOTORS IN 'EM?

THOSE ARE FUCKING AWESOME.

[lizardmobile]

HELL YES

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO DRIVE, I'M FUCKIN' TELLIN' YA'

[pimpcoat]

Just when the hell were you alive?

[la_almadena]

Shit, I don't know. Before cars, anyway.

[pimpcoat]

.... Shit you're old.

[la_almadena]

...yeah, I guess.