Apartment subleasing

[la_bete]

I took last week off to working on moving out of my apartment and showing it to prospective renters. I have two groups of people that are interest in the apartment. It is almost the first of June and neither party has moved in because my stupid landlord wants to do everything by the book. He wants to run a credit check of all the people that want

Comments

[annie_lennox]

I suggest telling him to fuck off, have him ruin your credit, and then somehow contest it. That is what I would do. But you know. My ass.

[annie_lennox]

I think we should just through big-ass parties at your place and charge for admission. You know. Once a month. As a fundraiser. We could get a pin~ata.

[la_bete]

ooooooo, now there is an idea. That way I'd have money for the rent if I lose the people who want to rent my place out.

[annie_lennox]

I think we should collect Marypoppins' turds, and sprinkle them all over the floor. And then claim that there is a rat infestation, and you will NOT live in conditions like that. And then also poop on the floor yourself, and tell them that a big monster rat came during the night. And then yeah.

[la_bete]

Fest, we can create a turd trail throughout the hallway.