landlord

[la_bete]

Wednesday night starting at about 2:30am I got fifteen voicemail from my landlord. She called my cell phone number until she filled my mailbox. I have been trying to get in touch with them to see how the credit check was going for a person I was hoping would sublease my apartment. I called their number a few times to try and get in touch with

Comments

[annie_lennox]

Yes. But there's nothing to do besides a fake-ass order of protection or something. I say we hang pictures in your windows and throw rowdy parties.

[annie_lennox]

I think also tonight I should invest in an air-horn.

[la_bete]

Nice, we can blow it when the kids downstairs start shouting for grandpa.

[annie_lennox]

No no, I mean, we can blow it in the gangway at YOUR apartment, so that Robin can be like, OMG OMG OMG TOM DO SOMETHING OMG CALL THE POLICE and then the police will be like, "BITCH, I DONT SEE NO DEAD BODY, STOP CALLING ME" and then obviously.

[syphilis]

That's hilarious!