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come to find out that my uncle sonny got his balls tattooed.....
.....with a room full of people watching.........
his balls..... yeah, gross. he is a strange man.
i look good today, my hair is cute and my make up is grand. fucking tim is talking to himself again in the kitchen. SHUT UP!! i cant wait till i turn 18 because im going to apply at fascinations. woot!! porn shops are fun. and this one is like a MEGA DELUXE porn shop.
i like this routine ive developed. i get to work at 9, sit around until 10:30, and play on the internet all morning. i wanna party party party but i need my phone phone phone so i an keep in touch touch touch t-t-t-t-t-t-tooouuuch me, i wanna be diiirrrty! chill me, feel me, fulfill me, creature of the night! that was random. you know what else is?
THIS!!: what time was it when you last urinated?? hmmm???
*EDIT* tim just ruined my fucking day!! heres why:
tim: "im taking out the trash"
kristen: "ok"
tim: "come on noelle"
-silence-
tim: "im sorry, that wasnt very nice"
me: "no, in fact, it wasnt very nice tim!!"
tim "i know, thats why i said 'that wasnt very nice'"
me: "then why'd you say it in the first place?!?!?!"
FUCK. OFF! and now im pissed off. so just stay the fuck outta my way today, tim. i know he wont read this, but what the hell!?
THE END. AGAIN!!