Comments | la_grand_vie: [action/blog] Mon vie est terminée.

la_grand_vie

[action/blog] Mon vie est terminée.

Dec 27, 2010 22:08

( a regular day at work )

Comments 40

das_vedanya December 28 2010, 07:01:53 UTC

Shall I schedule you a session, or perhaps you just need a visit to the doctor's?

[screened to Ivan] la_grand_vie December 28 2010, 07:17:12 UTC

Ivan- Ivan... I don't know what's wrong with me! I just-

It won't work!

[Screened to Francis] das_vedanya December 28 2010, 07:21:27 UTC

I may be a 'doctor', but I'm the headcase kind. This is not a diagnosis based off of years studying anatomy at Medical School instead of Psychology, but I think it's called "Erectile Dysfunction."

[Screened to Ivan] la_grand_vie December 28 2010, 07:24:35 UTC

...I am only 29! Z-Zut alors- It can't be- that! I am not so old yet!

And you know very well that it works doctor so do not go saying there is an ongoing problem with me. You have seen it in action many times.

Thread 13

salutethered December 28 2010, 09:21:55 UTC

This is what happens when you age. You shouldn't be so surprised.

la_grand_vie December 28 2010, 13:03:19 UTC

I am not that old you bouffon.

salutethered December 28 2010, 22:24:05 UTC

I think I saw a grey hair or two last we spoke.

la_grand_vie December 28 2010, 22:33:30 UTC

I am blond. How can you possibly tell if I am greying?

Thread 7

lotusvivi December 28 2010, 10:19:17 UTC

Maybe your body's just tired of your crap. Heh~

la_grand_vie December 28 2010, 13:05:04 UTC

I have no idea what you could possibly be talking about Nguyen Lai Kim.

Is your AIM not getting messages? :l lotusvivi December 28 2010, 19:13:11 UTC

This is just what happens when you do certain things too much.

And don't use my full name like that. >:l

fffff- my new operating system is really iffy ;3; la_grand_vie December 28 2010, 20:36:37 UTC

I haven't done anything in excess. And even if I did that would be none of your business.

I may use your full name when I like, I am your elder and your ex-baby sitter.

Thread 6

salylimon December 28 2010, 10:31:04 UTC

Maybe it's a premature case of erectile dysfunction, Francis~

la_grand_vie December 28 2010, 13:07:02 UTC

...I am too young for that! Even... even a premature case- Emiliana! Won't you pleased help me-?

I could give you free haircuts for life!

salylimon December 28 2010, 19:30:14 UTC

It's been known to happen~

...and how the hell am I supposed to help you with your impotence?

la_grand_vie December 28 2010, 20:24:59 UTC

Simple. Help me become aroused.

Thread 10

queenlymacbeth December 28 2010, 12:04:23 UTC

I'm sure it will go away by the end of the week.

la_grand_vie December 28 2010, 13:07:37 UTC

Rory- Why are you so certain of this?

queenlymacbeth December 28 2010, 14:49:30 UTC

I have my reasons. Maybe I should show you how that thing you bought looks on the now...

la_grand_vie December 28 2010, 20:23:00 UTC

...You will actually wear it for me? I would love to see it! I bet it looks tres belle mon coeur!