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Mar 12, 2005 20:48

Purely shallow things I sometimes want to say to people on the bus ( Read more... )

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e_over_m March 13 2005, 16:38:25 UTC
-NO.
-Really? You think? because I've been considering it, but I'm afraid to make the change...
-But I have a terrible complexion, and want to attract icky guys!
-uhhh...your MOM.
-sorry, I'm coked out of my mind right now.
-I'm just trying to look hardcore!
-All right, let's go, Jammie. RIGHT NOW.
-You can't have it!
-Go right ahead.
-But my mom gave it to me!
-No, but icky boys do!
-Thanks! No one's ever told me that before.
-...but that means I have to be who I AM...
-To me, my private conversation IS music.
-Aw man, I thought it was sordid and dramatic!
-But it's fuuuunnn!
-Give me something to smile about.
-Because eye contact indicates interest in interaction (aw yeah, more than alliteration) and that could go badly. Who KNOWS what kind of sketchy folks ride buses??
-Someone worth riding the bus with.

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la_muse March 14 2005, 18:02:37 UTC
aw. I chocolate you!

Also: INCEST (is INSECT but not).

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