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Name: Serai
Age: 45 (HA! Looks like I got the rest o' you beat!)
Location: Hollywood, CA (not the rich part, thank you)
1. Have you ever been too poor to afford smokes/drinks/food? Which was the first one to get cut? I've been too poor to afford weed. (If you knew me, you'd understand how earth-shattering that was.)
2. What is the most pathetic situation you have been in due to lack of money? I had to room with 3 Dungeon-playing dipshits in Santa Cruz, CA. And if you think THAT wasn't torture...
3. What is the most creative thing you have done to get some extra cash? Worked as a dominatrix for a bit. Had to quit because the urge to bust out laughing was too much of a strain.
4. Have you ever been jealous of your pet for leading a better life than you? Are you kidding? Just about every damn day.
5. You find $100 on the street, what do you do with it? Apply it to my unpaid rent. Either that or buy cat food, weed and a burrito. (A Giant Supreme from Lucy's on La Brea can do for three meals!)
6. If you could pass on one piece of advice about living life in poverty, what would it be? Mac and cheese is your friend.
7. Who is your favorite mod? You are all so stinky and greasy, I can't choose among you! But you should definitely rule the world, every one of you.
8. Why are you elite? Because I SAY SO, of course.
9. What is your favorite cheap and tasty recipe? Melted cheese on a corn tortilla with some free Pollo Loco salsa. Cheap, tasty AND exotic! (Well, kinda.)
Optional:
10. You're probably too poor to own a camera, but we still want to know what you look like! So, provide us with a representation of yourself in any medium.
The shirt's kinda ragged, I know, and I found the scarf at a bus stop. Also, I'm hanging out at the beach because it's just about the only place in LA that's FREE, damnit.
11. Don't you want to spread the love? Provide a link to where you have pimped us! I have not yet done so (extends wrist for slapping), but shall pimp you in my LJ posthaste.
So what's the deal? Am I shiny wretched enough for you? Huh? Huh?
Age: 45 (HA! Looks like I got the rest o' you beat!)
Location: Hollywood, CA (not the rich part, thank you)
1. Have you ever been too poor to afford smokes/drinks/food? Which was the first one to get cut? I've been too poor to afford weed. (If you knew me, you'd understand how earth-shattering that was.)
2. What is the most pathetic situation you have been in due to lack of money? I had to room with 3 Dungeon-playing dipshits in Santa Cruz, CA. And if you think THAT wasn't torture...
3. What is the most creative thing you have done to get some extra cash? Worked as a dominatrix for a bit. Had to quit because the urge to bust out laughing was too much of a strain.
4. Have you ever been jealous of your pet for leading a better life than you? Are you kidding? Just about every damn day.
5. You find $100 on the street, what do you do with it? Apply it to my unpaid rent. Either that or buy cat food, weed and a burrito. (A Giant Supreme from Lucy's on La Brea can do for three meals!)
6. If you could pass on one piece of advice about living life in poverty, what would it be? Mac and cheese is your friend.
7. Who is your favorite mod? You are all so stinky and greasy, I can't choose among you! But you should definitely rule the world, every one of you.
8. Why are you elite? Because I SAY SO, of course.
9. What is your favorite cheap and tasty recipe? Melted cheese on a corn tortilla with some free Pollo Loco salsa. Cheap, tasty AND exotic! (Well, kinda.)
Optional:
10. You're probably too poor to own a camera, but we still want to know what you look like! So, provide us with a representation of yourself in any medium.
The shirt's kinda ragged, I know, and I found the scarf at a bus stop. Also, I'm hanging out at the beach because it's just about the only place in LA that's FREE, damnit.
11. Don't you want to spread the love? Provide a link to where you have pimped us! I have not yet done so (extends wrist for slapping), but shall pimp you in my LJ posthaste.
So what's the deal? Am I shiny wretched enough for you? Huh? Huh?