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Name: Sara
Age: 23
Location: Michigan
1. Have you ever been too poor to afford smokes/drinks/food? Which was the first one to get cut?
Who can afford alcohol? Especially at hockey games. Fucking $7 for a beer. LAME. Honestly, I don't drink or smoke, and have always had the money to eat.
2. What is the most pathetic situation you have been in due to lack of money?
Dude, I had my choir teacher pay for my $15 high school graduation gown. Seriously.
3. What is the most creative thing you have done to get some extra cash?
I let this weirdo guy who had no car take me to a freaking warehouse to model for some artist, with no proof of said artist's existence. The whole thing ended up being legit, but yeah. Maybe that's not creative but it sure as hell is desperate, right?
4. Have you ever been jealous of your pet for leading a better life than you?
I can't afford a pet... no really. Vet bills and all that? Plus that would mean we would have to finish fencing in the yard, which would be hella 'spensive. (Oh, because in my mind? Pet = dog. Cats are more like freaky little wandering devils that aren't welcome in my home plus I'm allergic)
5. You find $100 on the street, what do you do with it?
I'd probably return it, if possible, but I doubt I'd try too hard. Then I'd go to Target.
6. If you could pass on one piece of advice about living life in poverty, what would it be?
Get a fuckin' job, first of all, and attempt to GTFO of poverty.
Oh, and if you find yourself broke ass and with a kid? Buy & wash your own cloth diapers, and breastfeed, because honestly then the baby costs practically nothing. Plus WIC & Medicaid will always pay for baby shit.
7. Who is your favorite mod?
Destiny, obvs.
8. Why are you elite?
Bitch, please. I'm too elite to condescend to explain my eliteness to you.
9. What is your favorite cheap and tasty recipe?
Ketchup sandwich.
You will need: 2 pieces of bread. Ketchup (use the packets from fast food places, if you must).
Take a piece of bread.
Spread ketchup generously (remember, it's free!).
Top with bread.
Serve at room temperature. Makes one meager serving.
Prep time: 30 seconds.
Optional:
10. You're probably too poor to own a camera, but we still want to know what you look like! So, provide us with a representation of yourself in any medium.
http://www.goldfrost.net/images/mirf2005/week5/general/images/20050910_1133464653.jpg
11. Don't you want to spread the love? Provide a link to where you have pimped us!
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Age: 23
Location: Michigan
1. Have you ever been too poor to afford smokes/drinks/food? Which was the first one to get cut?
Who can afford alcohol? Especially at hockey games. Fucking $7 for a beer. LAME. Honestly, I don't drink or smoke, and have always had the money to eat.
2. What is the most pathetic situation you have been in due to lack of money?
Dude, I had my choir teacher pay for my $15 high school graduation gown. Seriously.
3. What is the most creative thing you have done to get some extra cash?
I let this weirdo guy who had no car take me to a freaking warehouse to model for some artist, with no proof of said artist's existence. The whole thing ended up being legit, but yeah. Maybe that's not creative but it sure as hell is desperate, right?
4. Have you ever been jealous of your pet for leading a better life than you?
I can't afford a pet... no really. Vet bills and all that? Plus that would mean we would have to finish fencing in the yard, which would be hella 'spensive. (Oh, because in my mind? Pet = dog. Cats are more like freaky little wandering devils that aren't welcome in my home plus I'm allergic)
5. You find $100 on the street, what do you do with it?
I'd probably return it, if possible, but I doubt I'd try too hard. Then I'd go to Target.
6. If you could pass on one piece of advice about living life in poverty, what would it be?
Get a fuckin' job, first of all, and attempt to GTFO of poverty.
Oh, and if you find yourself broke ass and with a kid? Buy & wash your own cloth diapers, and breastfeed, because honestly then the baby costs practically nothing. Plus WIC & Medicaid will always pay for baby shit.
7. Who is your favorite mod?
Destiny, obvs.
8. Why are you elite?
Bitch, please. I'm too elite to condescend to explain my eliteness to you.
9. What is your favorite cheap and tasty recipe?
Ketchup sandwich.
You will need: 2 pieces of bread. Ketchup (use the packets from fast food places, if you must).
Take a piece of bread.
Spread ketchup generously (remember, it's free!).
Top with bread.
Serve at room temperature. Makes one meager serving.
Prep time: 30 seconds.
Optional:
10. You're probably too poor to own a camera, but we still want to know what you look like! So, provide us with a representation of yourself in any medium.
http://www.goldfrost.net/images/mirf2005/week5/general/images/20050910_1133464653.jpg
11. Don't you want to spread the love? Provide a link to where you have pimped us!
-