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Name: Jenna
Age: 22
Location: Interesting question.
1. Have you ever been too poor to afford smokes/drinks/food? Which was the first one to get cut? Yes, and I usually cut out food before booze, but only because I can't drink on an empty stomach. If I can afford alcohol AND a piece of bread, then it's all good.
2. What is the most pathetic situation you have been in due to lack of money? After getting hit by a car while walking to work, I found myself crying to a lovely bystander that he shouldn't call 911 because I couldn't afford it.
3. What is the most creative thing you have done to get some extra cash? I sold my soul for $20 once. Then I spent the $20 on pizza, and now I like to set things on fire.
4. Have you ever been jealous of your pet for leading a better life than you? Yes, but please don't tell my cats, or they will kill me with their thoughts.
5. You find $100 on the street, what do you do with it? Put a down payment on that cardboard box I've had my eye on.
6. If you could pass on one piece of advice about living life in poverty, what would it be? Porn heals all wounds.
7. Who is your favorite mod? ZOMG, please don't make me choose! My only hope is that one day I, too, can aspire to the level of awesomeness of the mods here. Whoever they are.
8. Why are you elite? Because I'm naked right now.
9. What is your favorite cheap and tasty recipe? French fries from potatoes, preferably with cheese sauce if you can splurge a bit. Or a peanut butter and Ramen sandwich.
Optional:
10. You're probably too poor to own a camera, but we still want to know what you look like! So, provide us with a representation of yourself in any medium.
You'll notice that I can't afford shoes. Or a neck.
Age: 22
Location: Interesting question.
1. Have you ever been too poor to afford smokes/drinks/food? Which was the first one to get cut? Yes, and I usually cut out food before booze, but only because I can't drink on an empty stomach. If I can afford alcohol AND a piece of bread, then it's all good.
2. What is the most pathetic situation you have been in due to lack of money? After getting hit by a car while walking to work, I found myself crying to a lovely bystander that he shouldn't call 911 because I couldn't afford it.
3. What is the most creative thing you have done to get some extra cash? I sold my soul for $20 once. Then I spent the $20 on pizza, and now I like to set things on fire.
4. Have you ever been jealous of your pet for leading a better life than you? Yes, but please don't tell my cats, or they will kill me with their thoughts.
5. You find $100 on the street, what do you do with it? Put a down payment on that cardboard box I've had my eye on.
6. If you could pass on one piece of advice about living life in poverty, what would it be? Porn heals all wounds.
7. Who is your favorite mod? ZOMG, please don't make me choose! My only hope is that one day I, too, can aspire to the level of awesomeness of the mods here. Whoever they are.
8. Why are you elite? Because I'm naked right now.
9. What is your favorite cheap and tasty recipe? French fries from potatoes, preferably with cheese sauce if you can splurge a bit. Or a peanut butter and Ramen sandwich.
Optional:
10. You're probably too poor to own a camera, but we still want to know what you look like! So, provide us with a representation of yourself in any medium.
You'll notice that I can't afford shoes. Or a neck.