La Grand Opening!

[la_pretty_girl]

I was at la 'air salon ze o'zer day when I was struck by la jolt of sweet and pure inspiration

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[saltyolddoc]

Me? What would I want with a spa?

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[la_pretty_girl]

To primp la eyebrows fantastique, monsieur la docteur!

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[la_pretty_girl]

Or perhaps you could use la soothing aromatic full-body massage? It is la specialty of la house.

You can choose out of fifty aromas. I recommend la sandalwood wiz a pinch of peppermint. Trés exceptionnel!

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[saltyolddoc]

I like my eyebrows au naturelle, to speak in your language, mm-hmm

And I'm not about to get a massage from you. No offence, but the little wife wouldn't like it.

[foxystyle_punk]

.... k imma ask mom wut you be flappin' yo gums 'bout young.

[la_pretty_girl]

Oh là là, mon petit prince, I zink you need a new 'airstyle, non? You look like la petit skunk abandoned and all alone in la den. Let me primp your locks for la look spectaculaire! You will thank me later.

[aprilshowersx3]

A spa!! Oooh, does that mean, like, I get to put cucumbers on people's eyes and stuff? Besides, y'know, when I'm waiting tables or whatever.

[la_pretty_girl]

Oui, mademoiselle! Isn't zat trés exciting? I will give you la discount for spa treatment from moi if you would like.

I though it was a good time to open a new door, non?

[aprilshowersx3]

Oh my gosh, this is such a good idea! I'm really excited! And, I'd, like, totally love a spa treatment.

[wrightswrongs]

So you're going to be giving makeovers... along with cooking up people's lunches?

[la_pretty_girl]

Oui, Monsieur Wright!

I zink you are in dreadful need of a makeover. You 'ave not paid much attention to your looks for some time. Please come. Zis visit will be on me, non? I do not do zat often!

[wrightswrongs]

Considering your style and your prices, I think I'll pass.

((I-I'll make a post soon))

[compromisedwin]

You should better hope... this be successful...

...Perhaps I'll come try it out too...? Hee... Hee...

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[la_pretty_girl]

!!!

Re: ((I-I'll make a post soon))

[la_pretty_girl]

... Oui, mademoiselle!

You are always welcome. We will always say "Bienvenue" wiz open arms, free of charge.

...We will be ready for you, non...?