I checked out the DVD of that movie on Amazon. Sounds cool. It's apparently a '70s sexploitation Euro remake of Dracula with a lesbian vampire instead of the count.
I think all films should be remade with lesbian vampires, including those Christawful newer Star Wars movies. Jar Jar Binks would be sacrificed to Satan in the opening credits, needless to say.
It's apparently a '70s sexploitation Euro remake of Dracula with a lesbian vampire instead of the count.
That part already make Vampyros Lesbos better than any Dracula remake/reinterpretation out there. Hee! The cover of the DVD says, "Jess Franco's Sexadelic Horror Classic". thelovehater mentioned The Hunger in a comment, that movie looks cool too. One day we shall meet, you'll bring the cookies and I'll bring the lesborrific vampire movies.
I think all films should be remade with lesbian vampires
Totally. I probably would watch Buffy longer if there were Angelina and Spikette instead of Angel and Spike. I'm not sure if lesbian vampires can save Star Wars though.
Karl's number of iPods had apparently nearly doubled. Since both Karl and Nicole both are low-carbsters, I bet your night out with them will involve Tony Roma's.
Don't forget his folded fan. That man is big on accessories.
According to an amazon.com editor, "Jess Franco's "Vampyros Lesbos" has re-started a dance craze phenomenon across the globe with its amazing musical score, recently heard in Quentin Tarantino's "Jackie Brown." I desperately want Nicole to make a lesbian vampire movie.
"My expenditures this fiscal year are of such magnitude they are best expressed as a metaphor involving a corpulent female."
Ha!
I guess Pitchfork has/had a boner for Radiohead, but it's probably more accurate to say that a lot of folks at Something Awful have a massive hate-on for Radiohead. And Pitchfork is often pretty snarky about emo:
"Dashboard Confessional, with this sophomore album, continue making music for sensitive, gender-role-enlightened, bedwetting emo boys."
Wow. Emo-bashing as bloodsport, I like. Although when your band is called the "Promise Ring", really, you're just asking for it. If I were Chris Carraba, the pitchfork review will make me cry like the whiny little boy that I am.
I hate the new Pitchfork design. I can't find anything. When I was looking for an old interview, I had to Google it.
Yeah. The new layout still needs improvement. At least now, it doesn't assault me visually.
My Golden Chocobo can kick your Golden Chocobo's ass! (And still find the time to transport me to the island cave of the Knights of the Round Table.) /geek.
Your extended absence was more than compensated for by the hilarity of this post, Ms. A. You've brought much joy to my gray, ankle-throbbing morning. (Oh, and I humbly ask to be included in your Lesbo Vampyre Film Fest.)
I'm sorry your morn wasn't filled with throbbing of the more pleasant nature. I wouldn't dream of having a Lesbiana Vampira Fantastico Film Fest without you (pls. bring stinky cheese kthnx).
Your extended absence was more than compensated for by the hilarity of this post, Ms. A.
You are very sweet, Slee. I'm going to post something soon. Like Tai Mai Shu said, "I'm a happy Chinese boy, I have a lot to tallk about". Just replace happy with emo, and boy with girl.
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I think all films should be remade with lesbian vampires, including those Christawful newer Star Wars movies. Jar Jar Binks would be sacrificed to Satan in the opening credits, needless to say.
*giggles at rap lyrics*
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That part already make Vampyros Lesbos better than any Dracula remake/reinterpretation out there. Hee! The cover of the DVD says, "Jess Franco's Sexadelic Horror Classic". thelovehater mentioned The Hunger in a comment, that movie looks cool too. One day we shall meet, you'll bring the cookies and I'll bring the lesborrific vampire movies.
I think all films should be remade with lesbian vampires
Totally. I probably would watch Buffy longer if there were Angelina and Spikette instead of Angel and Spike. I'm not sure if lesbian vampires can save Star Wars though.
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Don't forget his folded fan. That man is big on accessories.
According to an amazon.com editor, "Jess Franco's "Vampyros Lesbos" has re-started a dance craze phenomenon across the globe with its amazing musical score, recently heard in Quentin Tarantino's "Jackie Brown." I desperately want Nicole to make a lesbian vampire movie.
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Ha!
I guess Pitchfork has/had a boner for Radiohead, but it's probably more accurate to say that a lot of folks at Something Awful have a massive hate-on for Radiohead. And Pitchfork is often pretty snarky about emo:
"Dashboard Confessional, with this sophomore album, continue making music for sensitive, gender-role-enlightened, bedwetting emo boys."
Examples of emo-bashing: here, here and here.
But they pretty much nailed the pretentious rambling that prefaces a lot of Pitchfork reviews.
I hate the new Pitchfork design. I can't find anything. When I was looking for an old interview, I had to Google it.
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I hate the new Pitchfork design. I can't find anything. When I was looking for an old interview, I had to Google it.
Yeah. The new layout still needs improvement. At least now, it doesn't assault me visually.
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Your extended absence was more than compensated for by the hilarity of this post, Ms. A. You've brought much joy to my gray, ankle-throbbing morning. (Oh, and I humbly ask to be included in your Lesbo Vampyre Film Fest.)
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Your extended absence was more than compensated for by the hilarity of this post, Ms. A.
You are very sweet, Slee. I'm going to post something soon. Like Tai Mai Shu said, "I'm a happy Chinese boy, I have a lot to tallk about". Just replace happy with emo, and boy with girl.
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