Comments | la_sonnambula: You Had Me from Howdy

la_sonnambula

You Had Me from Howdy

May 09, 2005 22:18

Renée Zellweger and Kenny Chesney wed! Renee sure does like her musicians. I suppose rumors of Chesney being gay are now being put to rest.

Renee's movie Cinderalla Man comes out next month. Oh jess_d_ripper, Opie and Akiva strikes again. Did anyone see the trailer for the movie ( Read more... )

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noblerot May 9 2005, 20:57:50 UTC

HAHAHA! We were, indeed.

la_sonnambula May 9 2005, 21:03:02 UTC

Ooh, I made a grammatical error in my post. *edits* Grammar is not my friend. :(

noblerot May 9 2005, 22:54:18 UTC

I didn't see any grammatical errors... but then, grammar and I are not on speaking terms.

But yeah, that trailer was rife with subtextual filth.

la_sonnambula May 9 2005, 23:02:28 UTC

I wrote, "We are all thinking it" when it should be "We were..." as you'd written in your first comment.

The gay mafia is at it again!

sleestak May 9 2005, 21:07:00 UTC

I don't know which union is more unholy - Renee/Kenny or Ron/Russell/Akiva. I'll go with the ménage à trois of suck, though, based on the inevitable Oscar whoring.

I had no idea that Renee dated Damien Rice, too! She was approaching Winona levels of starfucking.

la_sonnambula May 9 2005, 21:20:08 UTC

Oh dear, Cinderella Man is totally an Oscar bait, isn't it. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, stop awarding the threesome!

Both Renee and Winona are such music lovers.

edda May 9 2005, 21:18:05 UTC

You are a filthy-minded slut.

Thank you. Thank you, from all of America.

la_sonnambula May 9 2005, 21:22:48 UTC

I shall bring America to its knees!

jess_d_ripper May 10 2005, 03:41:10 UTC

Russell and Opie and Akiva are such whores for Oscar. Oh and the producer too, Brian Grazer. They love the Academy long time.

I cannot believe Renee married Kenny Chesney. Kenny Chesney?! Jack White should one up her and marry Loretta Lynn now (you know he wants to).

la_sonnambula May 10 2005, 04:27:26 UTC

They love the Academy long time.

My first big laugh of the day!

I didn't even know Renee was seeing Kenny. On amazon.com it'll take quite a lot of clicking of "Customers who bought this title also bought" links to cover Kenny Chesney, Damien Rice and The White Stripes.

Jack White should one up her and marry Loretta Lynn now (you know he wants to).

Oh yes. Except, there's won't be a wedding announcement, their publicist will announce that Loretta Lynn is Jack White's sister.