Elijah Wood is Very, Very Illuminated

[la_sonnambula]

I know some of you are Elijah fans. I've transcribe a portion of his interview in the The Advocate for your amusement.

Am I correct in observing that of all the heartthrobs in those movies, you were the only one to be shirtless?
Was I? Was Viggo [Mortensen] not shirtless at all?

I don't believe so, no.That's a shame. Um, yeah, I guess I was! I

Comments

[pastahero]

There's a funny bit in the new Jane, where he says he's dating someone and the interviewer asks, "A woman?"

[la_sonnambula]

I saw this comment before I left and went to check out the magazine. That interview is funny!

[edda]

My wee husband is seeing other women! NOOOOO!!! I didn't mind when it was Dom!!

Tom Cruise should really take notes from the hobbits. They're all freaking hilarious and couldn't care less about gay rumors. They love gay rumors. They frolic in gay rumors. The are The Sweetness.

[la_sonnambula]

But Elijah is pocket size. You can just swipe him and nobody would be non the wiser.

Shit. I can just imagine Tom Cruise clicking furiously at the Very Very Gay sites screaming "Why can't it be meeeee? I'm short. I want to jump all over Elijah tooo."

[la_sonnambula]

Who is BH?

No I'm not watching Fashion Rocks, but maybe I should if musicians are getting beat up. As for Joss Stone...dude!

[la_sonnambula]

More like dude, say it ain't so!

Wow, BH is making it to the big times, eh. Who beat David Bowie up?

[omgaeula]

I actually did go Googling for Elijah Wood is/Hobbits are Very, Very Gay. Hilarious. :P

[la_sonnambula]

Well, I hope you're convinced of their veryverygayness!