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[la_swedish_fish]

I love how my cousins don't say they're staying at my house until they get here. They're family and even though I love them dearly, if they ask me if giuliani is black or if I hear one more girl get her eagle on, someone is going to get shot. Sam almost did. The shooting, that is.

Was gonna change the schedule, but I found out the deadline was two

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They call me the p-i-m-p of the ladies

[anonymous]

LMFAO LETS GET OUR EAGLE ON TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahhahaaah I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!! ********* HEY IF YOU GUYS ARE ANYTHING LIKE ME, YOU LIKE TO DRESS UP IN YOUR MOTHERS UNDERWARE AND WALK AROUND THE HOUSE TRYING TO SEDUCE YOUR FATHER!!! ********
- Sexy Cheeks

Re: They call me the p-i-m-p of the ladies

[la_swedish_fish]

thats it. I'm coming to your house, taking back my bathing suit, and shooting you. But then we'll end up going to the club with that dude because we just need to dance goddammit.

cait, its people like you make my day and I love you for it. : D

get her eagle on

[anonymous]

get her eagle on? what if i got my eagle on? would that be wierd cuz im a guy? am i on crack? or is it that i need to be on crack? help me Gabby!
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p-i-m-p of the ladies

[anonymous]

LMFAO oh yeh thats right I still have your bathing suit and I have Vanessa's also and she only has one!! HAHA yay anyway I am going to marry DANE COOK!!!!!!!!!! I will dominate him!! haha love youuuuuu

Re: p-i-m-p of the ladies

[la_swedish_fish]

i knew you had a bathing suit fetish. Keep Dane. I don't care. What kind of a name is Dane anyway....but he suuure nows how to fuck guys and dance. <33