Comments | la_who_za_her: stuck in a basement, sittin' on a tricycle

la_who_za_her

stuck in a basement, sittin' on a tricycle

Jan 10, 2005 21:50

i am in an excellent mood right now. aside from that crab-gateau and its weirdness...NO COMMENT. english media exam today..i think it just might be the longest exam i've ever written. two bloody packages! one would've been good enough for an exam, but nopes! TWO. the weirdest of it all was the first part. he puts up a t-shirt with a picture of a ( Read more... )

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dorrrk January 13 2005, 01:19:41 UTC

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la_who_za_her January 13 2005, 01:57:14 UTC

sereeeeeeeeeeeeeeene! serene the machiiiiiiine! HOW YOU DOIN'? ;)

zargainsboss January 13 2005, 23:34:49 UTC

I'M THE CUTEST OLD MAN EVER! DR. CHOI! I THINK I NEED A SPONGE BATH! HAHAHA. SEE YA TOMORROW BUTTCRUD!

la_who_za_her January 14 2005, 01:30:54 UTC

OF COURSE YOU ARE, MR.CLUTTERBUCK.

DR. CHOI IS AWARE THAT YOU HAVE SIGNED UP FOR NOT ONE, BUT TWO SPONGE BATHS. PATIENTS ARE LIMITED TO ONE SPONGE BATH EACH, BUT DR. CHOI INSISTS ON MAKING AN EXCEPTION. HE ALSO HIGHLY RECOMMENDS YOU GET YOUR VAS DEFERENS EXAMINED. HE INSISTS ON PERSONALLY TENDING TO THE MONSTROSITY HIMSELF. YOUR APPOINTMENT HAS BEEN SCHEDULED FOR 2:30PM IN DR. CHOI'S OFFICE translation: THE JANITOR'S CLOSET.

haha see YOU tomorrow assmunch!

zargainsboss January 14 2005, 21:24:23 UTC

DEAR DR. HANGZHOU CHOI,

I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU CHECKED MY EPIDIDYMIS. IT'S BEEN LOOKING A TAD BIT BLUE LATELY. SECONDLY, MY VAS DEFERENS IS ALWAYS AVAILABLE FOR YOUR DETAILED VIEWING. MY SPONGE BATH MUST BE MADE OF FOUR PARTS PVA GLUE AND ONE PART WATER. I WOULD LIKE TO BOOK A PERSONAL BATH WITH DR. CHOI HIMSELF. I ALSO HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND, NAMED BUTCH MCKELSING, WHO WOULD LIKE TO BENEFIT FROM YOUR EXTRAORDINARY SERVICES. I SHALL SEE YOU AT 2:30 NEAR THE SLOP BUCKETS AND SWIFFER MOPS.

SINCERELY,
A DEVOUT PATIENT OF 7 YEARS, anonymous