Alright, Mr. DeMille...I'm ready for my close-up.

[laartista]

Ugh.  I feel like an absolute drama queen lately.  I have just been over-sensitive and touchy, and the smallest things are making me either shriek with rage or collapse into tears.  David deserves a freaking medal for what he has to put up with sometimes.  But I can't even blame it  on the move...we are right on schedule, and are ready for the

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Miker

[anonymous]

Lauren is pretty damn cool, if you ask anybody.

Re: Miker

[laartista]

Lauren is so cool that she is almost as cool as Miker.

Re: Miker

[anonymous]

I beg to differ. I think Lauren has her own individual plane of coolness that others simply do not compare to.

Re: Miker

[laartista]

The above statement is true. However, it is a universal truth that Miker is cooler than everyone else, bar none, so he of course is not included in the "others" that do not compare to my rockin' plane of coolness. So there.

[janovia]

I often think Rian deserves the Purple Heart of Patience or something for all the crap I put him through. Life is too stressful.

I cry at weddings all the time now too. It's okay; you, Laura, and I can just form The Crying Matron Parade. (It's kind of like something out of a Disney movie from the 1960's!)

[laartista]

The Crying Matron Parade: I love it!

Seriously though, we need to make a pact that in the future when you, Laura and I are standing at the front of a church during a certain beautiful wedding ceremony, none of us will cry. Because if one of you starts to cry, I will, and then we will all have scary mascara eyes and snot oozing down our faces. We need to think of a hilarious and obscene joke that we can all think of if we start to feel a little teary, so that we can fight the tears. Start looking for jokes/anecdotes that will fulfill this purpose, okay?

P.S. So glad to hear that Alana isn't drinking and driving. You are raising her right.