I jumped 13 times and How to not punch like a girl
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1)I am fairly a predictable and totally unpredictable birdie. I am also oxymoronic and just a moron in general espeically in the electrical and technological department.
2)I was so mad at target this evening I saw them selling thigh high socks. I'lm like " +allah, hare kirshna( my new swear words, afterall people say Jesus in vain all the time also if you have a problme with this, just write your full name in the comment ++3) , this alays happens"
I'll be wearing something I like that most people don't wear and then before I know it they're selling it at target and everyone and their mom's dog is wearing it.
4)I told Alvin and Howard today that poking needles in me gets me high.
Alvin
wow, if just needles get you high, I can only imagine poking...
took me a second to get that one, then he also suggested that from now on I should use the term "acupuncture" so that in the future I won't misrepresenting myself as an S & M birdie.
5)***At sunday school today we talked about the difference between common fun activity done by a husband and wife, and the XXX on the net. In a marriage sex is done in love and gentleness. and How it's extremely unnatural for men to be attentive and gentle, so therefore, when they are we should really appreciate it. Thers's nothing sweeter than a gentle and attentive chap...lucky for me, most of my bf's were and I have nothing but good things to say about most of them
6)***Tim once told me I had the softest skin he's ever felt. I now know why , it's the excess estrogen7). That's why when women are on menopause, they skin becomes dry and rough, because of a LACK of estrogen. There seesm to be a physical explaination over most things about me..
8)***Jonas told me I'm Pinky and he's brain I have to agree. Pink is generally dismissed as being just plain stupid because he says the most random things at random times. Most people and I believe especially JAY LEE, would agree, that I say the most random thing at the random time, most of the time I just confuse people. The peole that I encounter which I have pulled on their curious tail, would ask me to explain myself, all the others fall into the " cue the cuckoos" cateogory.
Here's an episode where PINKY'S view was seen, and it ws completely logical if you were in his head. well I say the same is with me
9)Most of the time I don't explain myself, because my brain goes so fast that I'm quickly already talking about my next train of thought and I have explained. As this blog have demonstarted, I've already changed topic 6 times and for your convenience, I have labled them, so that you can continue to witness how many change of topics I will continue to make,since I haven't even gotten to what I was going to blog about.
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Click to viewt his was embedded in a blog with the line"I hope this doesn't offend. I hope it will be allowed." my comment was to this was "it OFFENDS me that it would OFFEND people. AFterall, I'm not offended by their ignorance, vanity or shallowness, so why should they be offended by something as amazing as this?" I cried after I initially saw this clip years ago.. and I am OFFENDED if someone is OFFENDED by this. Not only am I OFFENDED by the fact that THEY ARE OFFENDED. I'm OFFENDED that they walk around without a mask because of how ugly they are. I MEAN EVERYWORD i JUST SAID, AND i'M NOT SORRY AND i WILL NOT TAKE IT BACK EVER!" I don't care if people are offended by my comment at all, go right ahead.BTW I'm sure many women, including myself find him handsome and very attractive. Most of you know that I've almost never blogged about how dreamy any guy is, for me to compliment someone on their appearance is a rarity and it's genuine, like most things I do and say.
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11) Speaking of " go right on ahead", I was in a grocery store parking lot the other day I rolled the cart to my car, and was putting my groceries in the car, not even half way putting it down, a car honked at me. I thought it was because she wanted to park next to me. Then she rolled down the window and yelled at me about not putting my cart in the right place. I marched up to her and I said " MY GROCERIES AREN'T EVEN IN THE CART YET!" At that point she drove away in restraining to show her chagrin.
I finished putting my groceries in the car, got rid of the cart and marched right up to her just as she wa getting out of the car. She parked on the other sid e of the parking lot hoping that I would lose track of her. I didn't and I needed to get to that side anyways because I needed to go to the dollar store. Just as she was getting out of the car I caught her unexpected and I yelled
" MY FREAKING GROCERIES WEREN'T EVEN IN MY CAR YET, LADY, WHAT IS YOUR FREAKING PROBLEM? gee GET A LIFE!" AT THIS POINT I was right next to her
" YOU MARCHED ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE PARKING LOT, YOU GET A LIFE!" she returned.
" YEAH, BECAUSE i NEED TO GO TO THE FREAKING DOLLAR STORE!"i POINTED which was yards away from her car" What is your FREAKING PROBLEM LADY" As I yelled I got closer and closer to her face, and then I realized she was walking backwards and she got back in her car.
I was right up on her window and yelled something else. At this point, I realized that she was afraid of me. The first thing that popped i my head was, " wow, what do I look like that I have the power to make this women walk backwards and lock herself in her car?" I"m 5'5" I wiegh freaking 105 lbs. What do I look like? I must look like I'm about to punch her or something. I finished buying my stuff at the store, went back up to her, while she was getting donuts.
" the next time you decide to yell at someone, make sure you know what the heck you're talking about before you do." as I walked away she said
Well i'm going to call the police
"GO RIGHT AHEAD! " I marched back to my car and thought to myself
- you should have minded your own business in the 1st place
- if you're going to go out of your way to yell at someone you should make sure you have a good reason.
- if you don't have a life, get one, and don't retort back like " no you get a life" what are you going to do next go tell on me after recess?
- also, thanks for demonstrating that you really do need to tell on me after recess by telling me you're going to " call the police" wow, and charge me with what? yelling at you after you harasssed me for no particular reason?
- lastly, you should not be buying donuts in the first place, high cholesterol shortening sugary fried pastry is the last thing someone that needs to lose weight should buy ( hey, two can play the game of not minding their own business, see how irritating it is, when I just called this lady fat and the fact that she needs to lose weight? what business is if of me that if anyone is thin or fat? I can freaking care less how thin or fat someone is, seriously, I have enough thougths in my own head to preoccupy me for days.? i business is it for me what someone should or should not eat? offended that I brought this up? well it seems like I've made my point! +++
I punch with my hips. My arms are not very strong at all, but my legs and hips are. That's the beauty of being a dancer. On top of that, I punch correctly in a sense that I punch with my weight. when I punch, I transfer all my weight to my punch, that's why my tiny skinny hands can deliver such a mean blow. I transfer all my weight from my back leg to my front leg as I step forward by putting most of my weight in my pelvis, lower abs. If you can do that, a forty lb anorexic can knock someone out easy.
All the really good fighters are really thin and lean you don't need to look like a thug or a bouncer to knock someone out with a punch. You only need to be a thug if you're going to SIT on him, or block him if he's charging against you., thats why bouncers are huge, because they most block people. If you're little like me, then if someone charges at you and they're 2 or 3 times your weight you dodge. That's you best defense mech because when people are big like a football player that's average 250, which mean because he out weights me more than 2 times my own weight, in a fightI will never be able to beat him in the strength cateogory. He can bench me, and I can't even bicep curl a 8 lb-er. Once again, it's the elephant fighting with the hummingbird. Of course, I'm littler, but that means I have to think of other ways to win a fight, if I'm in one.
13*** that's how many time I jumped topics +++