the silver lining

[labird247]

ok, so last night i told my best friend that i couldn't talk to him for a while. why do i have to screw everything up with my dramatic and emotional ways. this is why i should never talk about my feelings. I just need to keep them locked up and keep my mouth shut. gosh, i suck at life

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You Know Where I Am If You Ever Want To Talk...

[jacobcooper]

Feelings are overrated.

The nun joke:

So there are these four dead nuns from the same convent, waiting in line at the pearly gates, to get into heaven.

The first nun steps up to Saint Peter. Saint Peter asks the first nun if there are any sins she would like to confess before entering heaven. The nun pauses for a moment, then says, "Saint Peter, I've spent my entire life serving others, and I've always tried to keep away from sin, but... Once, in my wayward youth... I saw a penis."

Saint Peter assures the nun that all sins are forgiven. He tells her to go to the fountain of holy water, wash her eyes in it, and enter the gates. So she goes to the fountain, washes her eyes like Saint Peter told her to, and goes into heaven.

The second nun steps up, and Saint Peter asks her the same question. She says, "Father, I, too, have tried to live a sinless life, but once, before I entered the convent... I touched a penis

don't know why you couldn't text it to me

[jacobcooper]

wow! that is awful! you r so bad! is that one of jud's jokes?

Funny, Though...

[jacobcooper]

Yeah. Hehe.

Are you kidding? That would have taken, like, forty screens to text! Plus there's all the quotation marks, and elipses, and italics... You're crazy!

chill

[jacobcooper]

i was just joking, so stop freaking out like always.

its ok.

[una_mochila15]

Its ok sam....they can have their dream team bullshit..

WHO?
YOU!
ME?
YEA!
OK.

haha.
much love...