I don't know how to hit on people. My flirting skills died. Shrivelled up. Like raisins.

People don't like raisins. I don't like raisins. Think they're pretty gross, actually.

Grapes are good, though.

Why sit on a porch when you can play in the rain?

My name is Billy Bones, and I am a homeless, test tube baby.

It really depresses me that not one person listens to The Clash at school. They're classic. They revolutionized the punk movement.

Can someone please let me know if my early bird is supposed to be tenth period?

Last night as I was shutting down Delilah, I took a last look at my desktop, Milo Ventimiglia. Even though he's been there for a few months, and I've done the same thing every night, I suddenly thought how weird it would be to be famous. I mean, I would be creeped out if someone had me as their desktop, why shouldn't it work the other way? And then ( Read more... )

What does he do?

Why are there so many freaking types of bras being made? And why are half of them padded?

In the Desert
(Almost) get stranded.
Watched a lightning show.
Saw the first rain of my summer.
Swam at a beach.

The Rest of my VacationHiked a mile into The Big Hole ( Read more... )

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