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fishbulb42 went to a coworker's birthday party last night:
Lesson learned: 6 beers OR 5 shots of Patron. Not both. They are not Captain Planet. Do not Let Their Powers Combine.

Context has the power of Liver, but not for long if he keeps this up. Flocked, QWP.

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I stole this from my aunt on Facebook, and I refuse to post this shit on Facebook, so you, my (meager, dwindling) LJ following get to enjoy it ( Read more... )

 Yeah, your friends page will be spammed with my Hulu clips today. This is what happens when I get way too drunk and spend the day on Brent's couch nursing my hangover...

This one didn't hit me until like 3 seconds after it was over. And then I almost spit my pizza out laughing so hard...


 ETA: Yes, I know I'm going to hell for laughing at shit like that. But keep in mind, I am an equal opportunity offender. No one is safe.

 AAAhhhhh This shit is just SO GOOD I can't help it. Dude, fo' srs. Watch this. And check the lyrics. It's Amazing. Also, I'm about to post the New Math lyrics with that vid, so scroll back a couple of entries and check it. I think I may have to hilight my favorite lines, but it might get a little redundant...so if there ends up being a lack of ( Read more... )

 Ahahahahahaha. Remember Jizz In My Pants? Here's more Lonley Island, now Ft. T-Pain...

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"I Fucked a Mirmaid!"