If This Is the First Time We've Met, and You're Trying to Get into My Pants: A Guide

[labrysinthe]

Dear Diary,
Men are stupid.
Apologies to those who aren't. Will you please relay the following to your less-gifted brothers?

If this is the first time we have met, and you want into my pants:

1. Do not continually ask if "we are cool." Especially do not ask if I am cool. Because I am.1 :D
2. Do not ask if you can kiss me. If you gotta ask, you can't.
3. Do not

Comments

I agree

[apollyphelion]

8 points all containing words of wisdom.
I wanna get into your pants, but the question is would they look good on me? Would I need a Belt? And most of all, why is there a Duc staring at me?

YES!!!

[nycteris]

I could not agree more! This should be an informational tract I could reproduce and hand out to potential future something or others, with specifics changed to suit the things that guys tend to specifically say or do to me based on how they tend to respond to me.

Re: YES!!!

[labrysinthe]

like my acting teacher says:
"it's actually pretty simple"

but apparently simple eludes multitudes.

how hard can it be to step back & say, "hm if i were this woman, would i go out with me based on the silly-ass shit i am spewing right now?"

it's hard.

and we all know how hard everything is when everything is hard, yanno?