have you met my friend celby?
LipstickCasanova: my firewall hates me
Nxtdoorheartache: it hates life
LipstickCasanova: i hate el paso
Nxtdoorheartache: i hate el paso too
Nxtdoorheartache: hide me in your suitcase
LipstickCasanova: mmm yes. the scanners will never find you.
Nxtdoorheartache: damn i forgot you were flying
LipstickCasanova: did you ever watch the show the adventures of alex mac
LipstickCasanova: where she turned into a puddle
Nxtdoorheartache: no i don't think so
LipstickCasanova: because of nuclear waste accidents
LipstickCasanova: that show was tight
LipstickCasanova: it came on nick before pete and pete
Nxtdoorheartache: i have horrid memory
LipstickCasanova: i loved pete and pete too.
LipstickCasanova: alas, poor yorick,
LipstickCasanova: i knew him horatio
Nxtdoorheartache: horatio is the man on csi: miami
LipstickCasanova: horatio also happens to be in hamlet
Nxtdoorheartache: mmmm omlett
Nxtdoorheartache: what am i saying. i hate eggs
LipstickCasanova: no celby. shakespeare. not eggs. heh.
Nxtdoorheartache: why must you leave
Nxtdoorheartache: whyyy
LipstickCasanova: they bribe me with food and the promise of tomorrow
Nxtdoorheartache: i bribe you with food
Nxtdoorheartache: and sorbet
LipstickCasanova: oooo. sooorbbeettt
Nxtdoorheartache: yes
Nxtdoorheartache: i'm stocking up
Nxtdoorheartache: it's only 400 calories a pint. and soooooo goooooddd
Nxtdoorheartache: NO FAT.
LipstickCasanova: no. i cannot miss out on this sorbet extravaganza. what will idooo?! ahufda
Nxtdoorheartache: you shall.... come down with extreme sickness!!
LipstickCasanova: i'll tell them i have rabies.
LipstickCasanova: and spit a little
Nxtdoorheartache: we could use some foam for the grand finale
LipstickCasanova: yes. foam is convincing.
Nxtdoorheartache: an STD would be easier to fake
LipstickCasanova: yes. and i could just say... "dude. crabs." no spit required.
Nxtdoorheartache: yeah
Nxtdoorheartache: it itches like a mother.
Nxtdoorheartache: proof enough
LipstickCasanova: ha. indeed.
Nxtdoorheartache: perhaps the clap
Nxtdoorheartache: that boyfriend
Nxtdoorheartache: nice boy
LipstickCasanova: haha. yes.
LipstickCasanova: the quote of my mom
Nxtdoorheartache: haha
LipstickCasanova: followed by "where does he live... who is his mother... does he get good grades... does he like celby... how long have they been dating..... when did he move here.... does he like the crust on his sandwhiches"
Nxtdoorheartache: sweet jesus
Nxtdoorheartache: no mom.. he's just been dating her for 8 months
LipstickCasanova: yeah. seriously. i don't know his life story mom.
Nxtdoorheartache: your mom is so weird
LipstickCasanova: meh. generally tolerable none the less.
Nxtdoorheartache: this is true
Nxtdoorheartache: 27 days
LipstickCasanova: glorjoiuwreha
LipstickCasanova: praise jesus
LipstickCasanova: i need chapstick
LipstickCasanova: gahhh
Nxtdoorheartache: i need elise this weekend
LipstickCasanova: i need... sexual healing?
Nxtdoorheartache: you do?
LipstickCasanova: no. i don't think so.
Nxtdoorheartache: whew
Nxtdoorheartache: i was worried
LipstickCasanova: its sounded good though.
LipstickCasanova: yes.
LipstickCasanova: smooth.
Nxtdoorheartache: like sorbet
Nxtdoorheartache: mmm
LipstickCasanova: mmmm
LipstickCasanova: all our conversations will eventually come full circle with food
Nxtdoorheartache: strawberry
Nxtdoorheartache: indeed
Nxtdoorheartache: someday we will communicate through noodles and izee drinks. and all will be peaceful.
Nxtdoorheartache: yet high in cholesterol
LipstickCasanova: good cholesterol... psh. who needs it
LipstickCasanova: i eat my ramen like a man
Nxtdoorheartache: true dat
LipstickCasanova: ..still need chapstick
LipstickCasanova: hey
LipstickCasanova: hey guess what
LipstickCasanova: im not wearing pants
LipstickCasanova: haha
LipstickCasanova: ldja
Nxtdoorheartache: whoa now
Nxtdoorheartache: TOO SEXY
LipstickCasanova: i do what i can
Nxtdoorheartache: you don't have to do much
Nxtdoorheartache: ohhhhhhyeah
LipstickCasanova: giggitygiggity
Nxtdoorheartache: hehehe
i found this conversation too amazingly typical not to share it with all of you bloggers. so. laugh dammit. we are just HIL-AR-IOUS. OM-F-G we are so funny lolz.
no but really.
that's damn hot.