My First Vibrating Dildo (graphic)

[laceratedlemon]

Oh my god. I've just had a sexual awakening. Nothing prepared me for when I first saw it, its white sheen from its smooth surfacing reflecting in my pupils, which I'm sure dilated right then. I snatched it up and ran home, curious and a bit lonely. I unwrapped it. Put two D batteries inside. Adjusted the controls from smooth to extreme and

Comments

[lunarius]

so...this entry totally made my evening.
thank you so much.

...
i think i might go buy a dildo now.

[extrovert_whore]

You should write porn. . . because that was totally erotic.
Zach

[cupcakefairy]

AMAZING.

my girlfriend and i have been going through this terrible breakup that involves dating other people and then second guessing our singleness, and in the interim she started fucking this "experienced lesbo" who used prosthetics (we never have before, alone or together.) now she's all into the whole dildo thing, but i am full of such jealousy and hurt about the experienced lesbo having popped her prosthetics cherry that i REFUSE to join her in the exploration of said devices. im like scarred from it. so while your post and her "review" of dildos have made them seem appealing, i am feeling so mixed and divided on the subject.

love u.