Oh ferfucksake....

[lachatte28]

So, the partner I work for comes around the corner all wild-eyed and foaming at the mouth...."OMGGGGGGGGG is the copy machine broken??????"

I follow her to the copy machine...."Uh, well, it needs to be turned on is all....."

Can somebody please hand her her sign?

Comments

[govnor]

HAHAHA!!!

[voyeurprincess]

At least I work FOR these kinds of people, not WITH them. There's at least the distance of a phone connection between us.

Your patience and self-restraint are admirable.

[shooman]

LOL. First thing that happens when you panic. Staying calm is hard to do when you think your world is about to crash in a heap of technological disaster.

shooman out

[onehotbeeyatch]

lol... I do have to say though. Where I work if the copier is off, it means its broken...

Your version is funnier though =op

[lachatte28]

do have to say though. Where I work if the copier is off, it means its broken...

Yes well, the partner was just flabbergasted that the copier wasn't turned on yet. I have to hold her hand for her to get just about everything done around here, particularly the simplest of chores...like turning the copier on or....gasp....operating the fax machine. She's so used to being waited on hand and foot that if no one were around to do her bidding, she wouldn't be able to get anything done.