Dood, I literally had to get bundled up from head to toe so I wouldn't get eaten alive by the mosquitoes outside....they are like literally SWARMING now. And when I say swarming...I mean SWARMING. This morning, I was walking the dogs, and I looked down....I was COVERED in mosquitoes....I must have looked like a damn fool screaming and slapping ( Read more... )

One of the attorneys I work for is about to drive me slap-ass crazy.

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate my job before?

O. M. G ( Read more... )

So...I'm hungry right now, and I feel like telling everybody what some of my favorite foods are and what I could probably subsist on for the rest of my life, no complaints ( Read more... )

Ugh, overly enthusiastic, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed people who happily chirp, "Good morning," make me want to blow chunks. Literally.

I officially hate my life.

Ok dude. Just because you've been out on vacation for a week doesn't mean you should come back and make my life miserable just because you have to catch up on fifty million things that have happened since you've been gone.

The more I think about this, the more pissed off I get ( Read more... )

A few days ago, a murder was committed in my back yard. A murder of monstrous proportions...a heinous crime....not against nature, though. Heh ( Read more... )

Ugh why can't she just OD and put us out of our misery already?