One from the archives (Have some Jesus!)
I was looking for another post I'd made, and came across this. Enjoy.
[As part of] A response I posted to deadwinter about "Vatican says no to communion for pro-abortion politicians"; I entertained myself with this:
I know how to fix this...Start marketing "Jees-its"... I can see it now...
Tired of Sunday Homily grits?
Your Catechism too dry?
Try the new snack that's as close to heaven as you can get!
JEESITS!
A three-cheese blend with Old World herbs and spices will give you the lift that you need, without the guilt of extra calories!
JEESITS! Now in two NEW flavors - loaves & fishes, and sundried pork!
JEESITS! Buy your own box; because coveting is WRONG!
c. 2004, GOD, Inc.
Yes, I'm quite aware I'm going to Hell, thanks. :)
[As part of] A response I posted to deadwinter about "Vatican says no to communion for pro-abortion politicians"; I entertained myself with this:
I know how to fix this...Start marketing "Jees-its"... I can see it now...
Tired of Sunday Homily grits?
Your Catechism too dry?
Try the new snack that's as close to heaven as you can get!
JEESITS!
A three-cheese blend with Old World herbs and spices will give you the lift that you need, without the guilt of extra calories!
JEESITS! Now in two NEW flavors - loaves & fishes, and sundried pork!
JEESITS! Buy your own box; because coveting is WRONG!
c. 2004, GOD, Inc.
Yes, I'm quite aware I'm going to Hell, thanks. :)