I may not say it, but I'll think it so hard that you won't be able to miss it.

[lachrymose]

"NEWSFLASH machines do not wear stupid pink ponyfalls
if i cut you open i would find blood, veins and nerves
not wiring and microchips

and if i were a robot, i would go around beating up humans who think they are robots."

Quoth Lefthandshake

Comments

[xanthi]

*applauds*

Quoth Bender (from the ill-fated Futurama) in a dream to another (surely quite fetching) robot "Hey, baby, wanna kill all humans?"

[shigolch]

Whoah! Bender could've been in SERVOTRON!

[alishas]

Ponyfalls?

Re:

[lachrymose]

Bunches of obviously-fake hair, often spotted in a variety of nausea-inducing shades of pink, red or blue. They are usually worn with one coming out of the back or two gracing the sides of one's head -- for that priceless 'chihuahua ears' look.
I must say that the sight of a grossly-overweight, vinyl-clad valkyrie sporting a pair of those is truly moving in ways I've ..never really wanted to be moved in before or since.

[noltecide]

Whoah, man. Do you and yours want to go see 19-Foot-Tall Tim play on Saturday?

Wait a minute. *looks*

I'm Nick Nolte again, aren't I?

WILL THIS NIGHTMARE NEVER END?

[parad0xia]

That's brilliant ;)

Re: you cannot hide

[lachrymose]

For a moment there I thought those pink things were.. uh.. veinous...and somewhat phallic-looking.