Sit amongst the bowler hats and make your crossword last. Travel intercity, get nowhere twice as fast.

Oct 01, 2002 01:40

" For shame! " No, really. I don't think I'm asking for that much. Despite the damnatory forecasts one may hear from me in abundance, I'm actually looking to be proven wrong. There is nothing I enjoy more in life than the realization, rare as it may be, of being in error. There is certainly something lovely in having people exceed your ( Read more... )

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ex_nikkster641 October 1 2002, 02:51:12 UTC
I hope to see you appearing on Judge Judy very soon,
with your little i-zone pictures in hand!

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lachrymose October 1 2002, 03:12:23 UTC
Well, that is more likely than me appearing on one of those 'extreme dating' type shows.
The raunchy two-bit whores can get it on in the hot tub just fine without my assistance.

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newdance October 1 2002, 03:02:56 UTC
The name of the Spaniard was Inigo Montoya -- son of Domingo Montoya. I have the book right here, in front of me. It as a map of Florin and Guilder.

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lachrymose October 1 2002, 03:05:24 UTC
Thanks for reminding me. Apparently the spellchecker is not nearly so cultured!

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newdance October 1 2002, 03:12:32 UTC
You don't read as the spell-checker is running? For shame! A pox on you! A pox!

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newdance October 1 2002, 03:11:28 UTC
...remember, that's "My name is In-ee-go Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Andre the Giant had a speech impediment that is common with clinical giants -- I know *you* don't have one at all...

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primroseport October 1 2002, 07:39:08 UTC
Well written--quite entertaining. Good to know you weren't hurt.

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woe_sis October 1 2002, 10:25:22 UTC
Interesting. i've had the (mis)fortune of being involved in two Alien car crashes. In both cases, the Aliens were so fearful of deportation that nothing was ever filed. Perhaps if this were to ever happen again, the words "Police Report" could come in handy...???

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La migra! La migra! lachrymose October 1 2002, 11:19:35 UTC
Oh we tried. Good lord, we tried. But, according to the police departament's phone operators, bodily injury or massive vehicular damage is required for them to come on the scene. They flat out refused.

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Re: La migra! La migra! woe_sis October 1 2002, 11:53:45 UTC
Well, you don't have to admit that to our Hispanic friends... Lie through your teeth and tell them that the "authorities" are on their way...

Wow, i'm getting in touch with my inner-evil...

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Re: La migra! La migra! lachrymose October 1 2002, 12:23:18 UTC
We were kind of in a hurry. Actually, we were late to Shigolch's house and the whole affair had to be snappy.

Who am I to keep the dread pirate waiting?

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shigolch October 1 2002, 12:10:37 UTC
Hargh! Give me their port-o-call and I'll run 'em all through their cowardly gizzards!

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