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[lackeos69rofl]

Larry: You have a face of an angel.
Alice: Thank you.
Larry: What does your cunt taste like?
Alice: Heaven.

There's stuff to update about, but I can't remember what it is.

Comments

whoa

[evilscott3437]

a chick that tastes like heaven -im intrigued
but does the face really matter
i remember when i was 13 and i used to practice sayin "yeah baby ill still love you tomorrow" to some really ugly pictures of women just sos i wont flinch when the time comes

Re: whoa

[scott3437]

when you were 13 all you wanted to do was hump the nearest matter
trees, cars, tvs, fire hydrants, wheelchairs(occupied or not)
anyting in sight- it was all i could do to keep you supressed
and just because of this little outburst im not gonna jerk-off for a month
i mean a week
no wait an hour, yeah a whole hour
see how ya like that
whom i kiddin ...brb

Re: whoa

[lackeos69rofl]

:-D That is something I never practiced, but it is a good thought.

Re: whoa

[scott3437]

do mean humping everything in sight; or the other thing?
either way i recommend years of honing your skills and practice at least 4-22 hours a day
ps try to stay away from animals and pets-people get upset :-X