So some recent news is... tried to hook-up with a lesbian and failed. Can't figure out why ( Read more... )

"Has your teacher ever tried to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?"
"What are marijuana tablets?"

some Evolution vs. Creationism/Intelligent Design comments that I liked

It would be unfair to tell children that their is a serious dispute over evolution between scientists. There isn't ( Read more... )

omg ( Read more... )

Holy crap. Today has been really gay. I flew out here for three days, and today all I did was go grocery shopping and nap. Everybody has their away messages up and is not answering their phones. I compared it to paying $20 a month for gym membership just to go there and do a few jumping jacks ( Read more... )

So I booked some plane tickets to fly to Melbourne and back for $53, which is cool. I might have to pay like $20 in longterm parking or something. But tonight FaddyJosh was like "drive me to TBS Comics?" so I did, I chose to play, won, came out with about $56 of cards. So that's cool, I pretty much paid for the trip, so I don't have to feel so ( Read more... )

The military is so socialist, it's ridiculous. If you disagree... then think harder. Aside from the obvious (how it's very socialist), it also reminds me a lot of Communism in China. They were like "Hey all you destitute people, want free breakfast programs? Support the Communist Party of China." The Black Panthers emulated the free breakfast ( Read more... )

Lackeos: why all caps?
RoCkY4022: it was acccidental
RoCkY4022: lo siento son-o
Lackeos: de nada mano niggao
Lackeos: it's like... Spanish
Cheech569: lol u douche
Lackeos: 'cause like... we call each other son and niggaman
Cheech569: lol

oh man! Sometimes these amazing cosmic coincidences occur with perfect split-second timing and you're like "God must exist." Sometimes a couple happen in one day. ... maybe he does

Final Destination 3, because sequels are always better than the original and Final Destination 1 was the best movie since Battlefield Earth.

I had to post immediately because of how awesome things are.

1) I'm watching Over The Top, the Sylvester Stallone movie about arm wrestling. Fuckin' yeah!

2) "I always wanted to be a milkshake." - Sylvester Stallone

3) "Hooked On A Feeling" - David Hasselhoffthat's some good shit. Don't forget what Sylvester Stallone said. The world never ( Read more... )