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lackingquality

English to Porn Dictionary

Dec 16, 2007 12:58

Setting: Calexico concert. I turn to my friend and scream something into her ear. Her face immediately contorts into a 'wtf look', and screams back, "why the fuck are you telling me you like porn now?!?!" "Horns, Deb, I said I like the HORNS ( Read more... )

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g_pixel December 18 2007, 20:03:40 UTC

They aren't weird. You are. (I wonder if this makes me weird by proxy [yup]).

And you use big words no one understands... I mean horns? Who has ever heard of that... (And why would you like horns, except the obvious reasons I shall not mention here for reason I shall also not mention).

lackingquality December 19 2007, 02:47:39 UTC

"weird by proxy" nice.

and, who the hell know why i said horns. if i had to guess, probably bec i had no idea what they were specifically. i knew they were in the horn family ;)

i will also state that i have no desire nor have i ever desired sexual relations with a horn. let the record be clear on this point.

bitch.

g_pixel December 19 2007, 15:22:19 UTC

Well, first of, lier lier pants on fire, as you americans love to say (sing?).

And it doesn't have to be sexual... did I even say such an extremely taboo word? Sex is evil! Didn't you know that? Feh... Mortals and their ignorance.

lackingquality December 20 2007, 00:26:38 UTC

Sex is indeed evil. This is why, despite repeated requests, I have refused to put your penis in my mouth. You are a sick, perverted motherfucker.