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[lacklucidity]

Apparently, I arrived just in time to avoid having to settle down, and then up and move again. I don't know what happened to the old university, but truly, I could not care less. I am here now, I have a room, and that is that

Comments

[marienkind]

Turk...? As in, from Turkey?

[lacklucidity]

Turkey? Where is that?

I don't think they're from this place. I believe they're created by scraping the bottom of dumpsters, mixing the scrapings with rodent feces, adding sewer water, and pouring the whole thing into a mold in the shape of a human. Then they put a fancy suit on the whole thing and train them to be ignorant.

This candy bar tastes decidedly better than all that, but still not good enough to steal again.

[marienkind]

...In the middle east, not too far from Romania.

...

You've lost me.

[lacklucidity]

The middle east? By the Chocobo Farm? Or wait... are you speaking of some other world?

Turks. Do you not know what Turks are? They have suits for skin. Inhuman. Pets. Ridiculous.

[redhot]

...huh.

[lacklucidity]

That tells me a lot.

[redhot]

Glad I was so informative.

[lacklucidity]

... right.

Name, please. I want to know people here by name before I go separating everyone into categories. Name?

[summonerofmyst]

I was at that machine a moment ago and I saw those. I rather like the salty orange squares in there made from cheese. They're very tasty but there's never enough of them in the bag. I haven't had anything sweet in ages...was the Turk thing at least pleasant to eat?

[lacklucidity]

Salty orange squares? I didn't see those. Eating isn't exactly something I have to do... but I want to try different foods anyway. I may have to see if they're within my reach.

Or, you know, find some currency to make the swirly metal thing push the food out.

The "Big Turk" bar was neither big nor made of Turks. Inside it was reddish and gooey, and not at all pleasing to the palate. It was like chewing on a chocolate-covered bit of shoe leather.

[summonerofmyst]

They're in a little red bag...I think they're made out of cheese, but the package says "Cheezits". I ate another bag this morning. They're very good. I like them, anyway.

Why are you not required to eat?

Currency? Yes, that's what I forgot to do yesterday. Thank you for reminding me.

Would you have eaten enjoyed it more if it were made of Turks? That sounds horrible...I'll be sure to stay away from that.

[lacklucidity]

Cheezits. I'll take note of it. I like this cheese/cheeze food. I ate three bags of "Doritos" upon waking this morning. Very cheese/cheezey.

I am not required to eat because I am not a person.

As do I. I didn't have to use any currency to be allowed to stay at this university. Just persuasion. Ahaha! But, regardless, it'd probably be smart to find a way to make money.

Not necessarily, but the thought of the Suits being ground up and turned into food amuses me.

[nani_yo]

Clearly I'm now going to have to kick your ass, but later.

I actually have bigger fish to go after than little worthless shadows like you.

And it’s made of Turkish Delight dimwit

[lacklucidity]

Mm. Right.

And more nonsense.

Shame. It's a pleasant thought, really... Turks being ground up into a thick red paste and sold in pharmacys, two for a dollar. What a fitting end.

[nani_yo]

An even more pleasant thought is of you choking on it. What a pathetic end, not that you are much too even start with.