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[lacklucidity]

This is better than TV.

Comments

[aspentine]

Not helping, Kadaj.

[lacklucidity]

I know my chicken. You've got to know your chicken.

Do you know your chicken, Big Brother?

[aspentine]

Uh...

Whatever. All I know is that you're on the road to pissing off the wrong people, and I'm not helping you out of it.

[prettyknife]

don't...

[lacklucidity]

Oho. I wonder if you're a chicken...

[prettyknife]

a chicken...? No.

[ein_engel]

Don't you even DARE say anything to her.

[x_semi_aware_x]

Better than television dear brother!? Is that even possible?!

Everyone seems very loud. And I am finding very long strands of what tastes like hair...very odd.

[lacklucidity]

It is!

Don't eat it, Loz.

[x_semi_aware_x]

AMAZING. Truly.

Oh...well alright. It was chewy and hard to swallow anyway. Very unsatisfying.

[lacklucidity]

I know. It's chaotic, and pulls at the non-existent heartstrings. People are running around like mad men, people are upset, people are arguing. It's beautiful! Five stars! A must-see! Two thumbs WAY up!

I can imagine. Besides the fact that it's mysterious hair spreading from an unknown and potentially supernatural source, it's still not good to eat hair.

[marienkind]

Hm, hm, hm. Glad to be of service, dear.

[lacklucidity]

If it wasn't you, it'd be someone else. We were due for some chaos.

[lacklucidity]

It makes me smile.

[lacklucidity]

Because I don't care.