A story in pictures- MANY pictures

[lacombe]

I am SO totally open to suggestions on new captions for these images.





"La de da de da..."



"DE DAAA LAA DAA DE DAA DAA DAAA"



"-GASP!- OMFG!!!!"



"Heavens to mercy!"



"Oh, the bottleanity of it all!!!!"



"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"





"There might still be a chance for it!"



"Run for help!"



"Hello, 911? We have a bottle down! Send help right away! It's been hit by a car! Hello? Hello? Damn!"



"-Grunt!-"



"HAAALLLP!!!!!!!!!"



"BOTTLE EMERGENCY! HAAAAALLPP!"



"!"



"TO THE RESCUE! :::POOF!:::"







"Never fear! I'm almost there!"



"I can't feel a pulse!"



"Hurry! There's not much time!"



"Sweet lady of Nazereth!"





"Thank heavens you're here!"



I just checked for the pulse! 911 keeps hanging up on me! Please-"



"--????"



"Where are you going? Nooooo!"



"All up to me now. Must... focus! Ok, ok. Mouth to mouth... I CAN do it!"





"YOU SAVED IT!"



"My hero!"



"-KRUNCH!-"



"-GASP!!!!-"



"OMG! GET IT OFF GET IT OFFF!!!!!"



"We were... to late for this young one. Too late....."

END