you come home later than expected because you had to make a stop at the post office to drop off a package in the mail. before you get to your driveway, you see a male figure of about 25 or so walking through your property, swaggering. as you pull into the driveway entrance, he flags you down by standing in the middle of the road. you put your ( Read more... )

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i'm WAAAAAAAAY to happy for my own good right now

WAAAAAAAAY

i must have "paid my dues" like dad says all the time.

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i'm feeling good today.

Mom sent in this blurb about me in the Otown Sentinel today, titled European Vacation:

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/columnists/orl-rsptorbuchalter03070305jul03,0,2641242.column

oh goodness what a week what a week ( Read more... )

oh man ...

shit's hittin the fan again, except 100 times as hard!

hahahhaha

so funny

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