The Randomness

[lacrosseboy]

- Chad is a funny name for a country, don't ya think? If I ever own a country, I will most likely name it Travis... or something of the sort

Comments

[tabbycatt]

Travis? Really? Travis makes me think of a boy wearing shorts and big, thick soled hiking boots. Also, he has bad acne and oily hair.

[lacrosseboy]

You don't paint a very flattering portrait of Travis. Perhaps Ron was just always better. :)

[tabbycatt]

Countries aren't supposed to be sexy, so Travis is ok. :)

[lacrosseboy]

Everything associated with me is supposed to be sexy.

[buzz_bee]

your fifth comment reminded me of a thought i had in college: i'm never happier than when i'm on the soccer field. i think it still applies. because your only worry is not having fun. but i'm gonna have fun. so there are no worries.

your first comment: Chad is a funny name for a country. my country's name will be Sukit. it will be an island in the south pacific. only fire crotches will be allowed to enter. i will dye my crotch red and be their king.

official language: English

Religion: just-believe-in-something-greater-than-you religion

currency: sex

crops: marijuana, christmas trees, bacon, beer trees

major exports: none. but coincidentally, we have a free trade agreement with Travis. but since we don't export, we have to import everything. The Travisites agree to this because we have no money, only sex.

[lacrosseboy]

Travis will accept payment in the form of sex provided that the compensatory females are really, really hot... and good at what they do.

[thedeepgreensea]

I like the fact that Eric saw the name Travis and immediately thought "sukit".