Braggadocio Can Be Fun

[lacrosseboy]

There's a commercial on TBS for the Braves that gets heavy rotation these days. It is something to the effect of:

Seventy percent of the Earth is covered by water... *long pause*... the other 30% is covered by... *pause*... Andruw Jones.It is, of course, a reference to his amazing ability to cover the area from LCF to RCF and get to seemingly

Comments

[thedeepgreensea]

That commercial is cheesy.

But not as bad as the guys rapping with Cee-lo.

Your modest is refreshing.

[lacrosseboy]

Modesty is my middle name... well, that and "Danger."

[thedeepgreensea]

Did you see that right before you denied ownership for your dick pump?

[lacrosseboy]

I don't need a pump... they make herbal supplements for that nowadays.

[halieknife]

Hey, there's nothing wrong with knowing you're bad ass.

By the way, I added you, lacrosseboy. I hope you don't mind.

[lacrosseboy]

Nope, don't mind at all. I suppose a little reciprocation is in order. Very well, then...

[tabbycatt]

Ahem, speaking of reciprocation . . .

[lacrosseboy]

Ooops. You, too!

[buzz_bee]

When you get a statue of your likeness, let me know. I'm going to put a dress on it.

[lacrosseboy]

It had better be one of those poofy skirts!

[buzz_bee]

btw, is pete back in town? if so, or even if isn't so, give me a call.

[lacrosseboy]

Yes, Pete is back in town. He lives here now. For good. Him and Kelly are engaged to be married next June. I'll give you a call sometime.

(In retrospect, that reply would've been so much sweeter in run-on sentence form.)