Once Upon A Time In Kansas/Missouri

[lacrosseboy]

There was a knock at the door. A-Rizzle stirred slightly, then settled back into sleep. Dark Kool wasn't sure if he was hearing things or dreaming. Silence. A moment passed before there was another knock at the door, this time more insistent than the first. Dark Kool sat up in bed and listened, puzzling over who could be at the door this early

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[halieknife]

Hahaha...that whole opening sequence was pure class.

I enjoy the subtle humor of that t-shirt.

I like to believe Dark Kool was weeping with joy. I mean, doesn't everyone shed tears of happiness when they reach good old St. Louis, home of the Rams...and Nelly?

[lacrosseboy]

I figured since this one was going to be rather devoid of the typical comedy gold, I'd open with a bang to really draw the reader in.

That's one of my funny t-shirts in my collection. By collection, I mean two of them, but that's going to change, as I'm ordering more soon.

No, he was shedding tears of joy over getting out that massive bowel movement. Perhaps I should expand. Haha.

[halieknife]

Aha...well, it worked.

What kind of humorous t-shirts do you have your eye on?

But maybe he had mixed emotions. Maybe he was happy about more than just christening the hotel commode?

[lacrosseboy]

My other t-shirt says, "Also available in sober," and shows a guy holding up a martini glass.

I've got my eye on one that says, "Missouri loves company," and shows the state of Missouri shaking hands with Illinois and Iowa. The other one says, "I support gay marriages... If both chicks are hot!"

[andreamarie]

Another riveting installment! :)

I like that you referred to Miss Rigby as Rigby Doggy-Dog. It makes me think of this one time, when I was in high school and driving somewhere with my mom in the car. And a Snoop Dogg song came on the radio. My some miracle, my mom actually recognized who it was. But, she says to me This is that little Snoopy Dog-Dog guy, isn't it? I about ran off the road laughing so hard. Snoopy Dog-Dog. :)

I love Oceanwater!

[lacrosseboy]

Thank you, thank you...

That's too funny about your Mom. It's funny when parents try to be cool and miss by just a little bit.

Oceanwater owns you, your Mom and your cat.

[andreamarie]

Yeah, my mom's a riot sometimes... another favorite was when she wanted to borrow Carmen's Tu-Pac-Man CD.

[lacrosseboy]

Hahaha!! Nice.

I'll have to remember that.

[frownyface]

I'm sort of hungry now.
But I'm a little confused, how Rigby Doggy Dog make it out of the hotel room in that big cage. Also did she get some soup de jour as well?

[lacrosseboy]

Good -- my stories stir the mind and stir the appetite.

These are things you're not supposed to question, but simply accept. But yes, she got some soup de jour and probably a few Milkbones.