me and my bitch kim mitchell got matching brazillian wax jobs. we have been showing people our genitals and recounting the trauma that our gentle labia has gone through all day.

masterbation feels amazing.

the end.

if i have my period does that mean i can't get a brazillian wax?

if so, that would be really really tragic.

i am fucking crazy. dont talk to me unless you feel like processing.

i feel weird, stupid, sad , and nostalgic. im sorry i suck all the time and that i dont know what i want and that i tell everybody everything and that i think my friends are stupid jerks when they are probably pretty nice.

"miss davis, one of my most embarrassing life moments is when we were swimming in that pool in annapolis in our undies my undies had an old period stain on them that i didnt even notice until someone brought it up and then you said that it was "cute" and really then it just made me more embarassed because that meant that more people were looking at ( Read more... )

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it is six forty five am and beautiful outside ( Read more... )

iced coffee is fucking COURSING through my veins and i am shaking and having a very good time! Today my favorite co-worker and I decided we would buy helmets and dental check-ups together. clean teef and safe headz. shiiiiit ( Read more... )

running around town not giving a shit about what's what. watching people float in and out of my house like no one's business. tonight i want to stay home but instead im gonna face the night air and pretend to be social.

some days...

yesterday, i bought a little pea green frying pan. is it just me, or am i getting domestic ( Read more... )

"i cannot stand the way my body remembers how much we used to mean to one another way back when"

stupid fucking mountain goats. stupid stupid stupid.